Jack off
> JACK OFFI don't know how to "jack off". That's not a verb I recognize.cough up the cookie dough you ate earlier
>COUGH UP ACTUAL COOKIE DOUGHTaking the demands literally, you start to cough out some cookie dough onto the floor that you ate earlier. The mobsters are not amused.
The mobster says: "You think you're funny? Ok, let's try again. Gimme your money."Do what he said, but keep your arms near the spoon and pepper spray incase of a fight.
> GIVE WALLETYou hand over your wallet while discreetly keeping your hands near your pockets, ready to start pepper spraying people if things go south. Fortunately, the mobsters are content with only stealing your lunch money, and currently do not wish to blow your brains out all over the floor. After emptying out all the money in your wallet, the mobsters hand it back to you.> GO UP STAIRSYou are now on the second floor, and in the room right outside the Don's office. Four heavily armed mobsters are sitting on a couch watching a Uwe Boll film. You hear the Don screaming up a storm while violently banging on a table in the next room. Seems like another underling has failed him, and that guy is going to be "hanging around" in town... If you know what I mean.> _You are carrying a briefcase full of drugs, a smartphone, a wallet with no money, several paper clips, pepper spray, and a metal spoon.
You are wearing regular civilian clothes that make you look like an average guy. Except for the bowler hat, though. Not too many civilians in this area wear bowler hats.
You are slightly injured, but otherwise mostly fine.