> PUT ON UNDERWEAR BUT REMAIN MOSTLY NAKED BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICAYou put on some boxers. You're mostly naked, but it's a free loving country. Ain't nobody gonna tell you to put some more clothes on!
And then the security guard from before walks onto the golf course and instantly spots you.
"You're going to have to leave, you filthy degenerate. Get out of here before I call for reinforcements."> HIT STAFF MEMBERS WITH entrepreneur STAFF WHILE BLASTING THE WHAT BIGGIEYou blast rap music from your phone, rush at the security guard, and smash her across the face with your entrepreneur staff, knocking her unconscious and sending her tumbling backwards into the lake that you just crawled out of, where she disappears into the water.
Almost immediately after dispatching the security guard, a bright red laser dot starts hovering over your heart. It is easily visible in the darkness, and starts flickering rapidly.
That laser dot doesn't look very friendly...> _
Your inventory contains a silver, expandable entrepreneur staff, phone, hammer, some string, a magnet, a magazine called The Manly Man's Guide to Surviving the Apocalypse, a movie poster for BRUTALITY, an article about Protagonist Syndrome, a wallet with several hundred dollars, a manual for building a flare minigun, a rubber ducky, regular civilian clothes, a Rolex watch, a gas mask, and a nuclear authentication disk.
Your party contains the guy with a red baseball cap, the Roboloveual Wrangler's manager, and an overweight guy.
You are wearing absolutely nothing, except for your underwear. Which is perfectly fine, I guess. Better than being naked, but not that much better.
You are badly wounded. Everything is wet and cold from the heavy rain. You've got a cold.
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