> ディックウェーブを食べるSorry, I can't read that.> ディックファックくそーディルドは与えないでください与えることはありません与えることは決してあなたを与えることはありませんあなたは周りを走り回り、あなたを傷つけるだろうお尻のディックビームービースクリプトアッラーの賞賛彼にさようなら暴動を始めましょうなぜあなたはまだこれを読んでいないもっと良いことをするイエスあなたは本当にオタクですこれはちょうどナンセンスですなぜこれを読んでいるイエス・キリストとメアリーとジョセフ？あなたはこれをまだ読んでいますかあなたは人生を知っていませんか？あなた自身Can't read that either, and the Cycle™ told you to only listen to Japanese voices. This is a dilemma for sure. You know what? Let's not do this, actually. Back to English.> EXPLAIN THAT YOU ARE A LOYAL CYBORGYou explain that you are a loyal cyborg aligned with the lovebots. The salesman opens fire, spraying anti-robot rounds in your general direction.> UNLEASH MINIGUN richard, DO THE CYCLE, AND KILL THE HUMAN> OVERRIDE ANY ORDERS TELLING YOU TO OBEY THE loveBOTS AND MAKE THEM DO THE CYCLE INSTEAD NO WAIT JUST KIDDING DON'T> SPLIT SOUL IN TWO SO THAT ONE IS A loveBOT AND THE OTHER ONE IS REGULARBut how? Is there an augmentation for that---
A terrible pain rips through your entire head. Is that your soul splitting in two? Or is that the impact of several anti-robot rounds effortlessly penetrating your thick robo-skin and splattering grey matter everywhere? Whatever the cause of it is, you black out.
Consciousness comes back to you. The salesman is still spraying bullets all over the place and missing most of his shots. Soon after, he runs out of anti-robot rounds. "forget me!" The salesman screams. "Please spare me!"> UNLEASH MINIGUN richard WHILE DOING THE CYCLE™. KILL THE HUMAN loveBOT FOR YOU ARE A LOYAL loveBOTYou unleash your minigun-snake while simultaneously doing the cycle, ripping the salesman into shreds.> _
To the north is the Augmentation Room. GRANDPA NOT DETECTED.
To the west is the Armory and Security Station. GRANDPA NOT DETECTED.
To the east are the cells. GRANDPA NOT DETECTED.
To the south is the Special Prisoner Storage Unit. GRANDPA NOT DETECTED.
Your inventory contains a phone.
You are wearing boxers.
Your body has been heavily augmented, making you look like a robotic love-god. Your skin is as tough as heavy body armor, you have a CYCLE™ button on your torso, there is a stereo inside your chest, you've got a CYCLE™ enhancing reactor, your arms and legs are robotic, and you've got a minigun inside you.
You are moderately damaged.
You wake up to find... Yourself. Gunning down the salesman with a minigun-snake and doing the cycle. Is this an out-of-body experience? Have you been brainwashed but left just aware enough to see yourself helplessly obeying the orders of the lovebots? Why does it feel like Gloria the Glorious is no longer trying to wirelessly brainwash you? You look down and see that your own body is still there. And it's real. But so is the other John McClass's body (judging by the fact that the salesman got ripped to shreds), and that John McClass has submitted to the brainwashing.
How the hell does getting shot in the head cause a split personality with a mind and body of it's own?> _
To the north is the Augmentation Room. Grandpa ain't there!
To the west is the Armory and Security Station. Grandpa ain't there!
To the east are the cells. Grandpa ain't there!
To the south is the Special Prisoner Storage Unit. Grandpa ain't there!
Your inventory contains a phone.
You are wearing boxers.
Your body has been heavily augmented, making you look like a robotic abomination. Your skin is as tough as heavy body armor, you have a CYCLE™ button on your torso, there is a stereo inside your chest, you've got a CYCLE™ enhancing reactor, your arms and legs are robotic, and you've got a minigun inside you. The augmentation machine secretly implanted a microchip into your brain.
You are moderately wounded. You have a literal split personality that exists because you were shot in the head. Or something.
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