>pay $700 for your phone
>forget apple
>previously paid good money for headphones
>none of your headphones work now because apple removed the headphone jack
>forget apple
>pay $150 for a pair of earbuds
>they sound like the stuffty $10 earbuds that came with the last model
>forget apple
>air phones fall out of your ear and into a storm drain
>forget apple
>want to listen to music while charging your phone
>can't, there's no loving headphone jack
>forget apple
>pay $70 for an adaptor
>forget apple
>forget apple