Super Stick: The RNG Game [PUPER PLICK'S SURPRISE]

[Marios]

Ask Carl if he can punch Franken-Spammer in the face.

[Ad Bot]

[Dark Blockland Guard 2]

INTERMISSION
Franken-Spammer spits out 3 mini versions of himself.

CLAW MINI-SPAMMER HP: 75 (all of them).

[ZeÜberMedic!]

Just stab them with a sword

[Dark Blockland Guard 2]

Actually, here's a full list of players who played Super Stick: The Game. (i did this out of boredom).
ZeUberMedic!
Nix the Glaceon
Space1255
Marios
CRITAWAKETS
bobbygordon4
Drydess
TableSalt (but why did you leave tho it was goin' good)
GrapeJellyToastMan
Kidalex90
crazy54311
failbros2
Potatoh
cromartini
Superfun909
Refticus
Chip Car
gr8dayseth
Cybertails1998
UltraDaftGames
Rabbot32
Copy Kirby
]}Crazy{[ (seen as crazies alt)
Bloo Kirby

actually, i dont even really know why some of these players stopped playing (I.E. cromartini, Potatoh, bobbygordon4, etc.)
Also, to any people viewing this thread, it is never too late to join this game. So feel free if you'd like.

[TableSalt]

slip

wOW you jerk giving me light blue for my name get outta here

[Rabbot32]

Call an artist pal of mine to form the slime into sentient beings, probably female, to act as NPCs and do chip damage

[CRITAWAKETS]

I sacrifice all my blood and bones to create a powerful attack.

[Superfun909]

slap the three across the faces with the username list

[Dark Blockland Guard 2]

wOW you jerk giving me light blue for my name get outta here

Oh I thought it was a good color on you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[KristoB]

cast magic missile

[Dark Blockland Guard alt.]

ATTACK CYCLE RESULTS
Copy Kirby rolls a 69!
You succ'd so hard your damage was buffed up.
Marios rolls a 5!
You asked Carl to punch Franken-Spammer in the face. He actually does it and stupidly punchs Franken-Spammer in the face. 157 damage inflicted!
ZeUberMedic! rolls a 4!
You stabbed all three of the Claw Mini-Spammers, killing them.
Rabbot32 rolls a 7!
You asked your artistic friend to sculpt some soldiers out of the slime. NEW ALLIES ADDED!
CRITAWAKETS rolls a 6!
You sacrificed your blood and bones. The bones then form a human skull with the blood as red eyes. The skull fires an omega blast at Carl, deailng 300 damage. The Blood and Bones all fall apart. DEAD.
Superfun909 rolls a 3!
The Claw Mini-Spammers are all dead.
KristoB rolls a 5!
You fired a magic missile at the Robo-Spammers, dealing 125 damage.
CARL HP: 1108.
FRANKEN-SPAMMER HP: 1069.
PLAYERS HP:
Copy Kirby: Invincible (0 Turns Left).
Marios: Invincible (0 Turns Left).
ZeUberMedic!: Invincible (0 Turns Left).
Rabbot32: Invincible (0 Turns Left).
CRITAWAKETS: Invincible (0 Turns Left).
Superfun909: Invincible (0 Turns Left).
KristoB: Invincible (0 Turns Left).
ALLIES:
SlimeGuy #1: 500 HP.
SlimeGuy #2: 500 HP.
SlimeGuy #3: 500 HP.
CAUTION! The Invincibility has worn off, meaning that everyone and their allies can be vulnerable to enemy attacks!
ATTACK CYCLE START!

[Dark Blockland Guard alt.]

TIP: Vehicle Allies are more stronger than soldier allies.

[Dark Blockland Guard alt.]

INTERMISSION
CAUTION!
Due to there being no actions from the players, Carl and Franken-Spammer think that they're vulnerable to attacks.
SPAM SLAM!
Carl raises his fists up in the air and pounds them hard onto the ground, which sends out a shockwave that goes to Copy Kirby, failbros2, and CRITAWAKETS. The shockwave removes 2 hearts from their life.
Copy Kirby: 5/9.
failbros2: 7/9.
CRITAWAKETS: 5/9.

SPAM STRANGLE!
Franken-Spammer shoots out his Robo-Tentacles, which grabs Bloo Kirby. Franken-Spammer shakes Bloo Kirby around, making him dizzy.
Bloo Kirby: DIZZY.

PRO-TIP: Not performing any attacks for a certain period of time on Somewhat Hard - Nearly Impossible enemies can cause them to attack you, even if the Attack Cycle Results haven't come in.

[ZeÜberMedic!]

fire artillery at the enemy

[Rabbot32]

Pull some Dwarf Fortress stuff and break it's neck with thrown socks.