Super Stick: The RNG Game [PUPER PLICK'S SURPRISE]

[Marios]

Ask Franken-Spammer if he can punch Carl in the face for being punched in the face.

[Ad Bot]

[Copy Kirby]

loving PUNCH IT SO HARD IT EXPLODES

TWICE

[Superfun909]

spam spray paint on them to stun them, and proceed to hammer them a few times

[KristoB]

slap them to nigeria

[Bloo Kirby the 2nd]

Eat any and all pills i have in my pockets and fire at one of the robo-spammers with a SCAR-L

[Dark Blockland Guard alt.]

ATTACK CYCLE RESULTS
ZeUberMedic! rolls a 5!
You fired artillery at the Robo-Spammers. 250 damage inflicted!
Rabbot32 rolls a 4!
You threw a bunch of socks at the Robo-Spammers. 25 damage inflicted!
Marios rolls a 5!
You asked Franken-Spammer to punch Carl in the face. He does so, and slaps Carl across the forgetin' face. 374 damage inflicted!
Copy Kirby rolls a 5!
You punched Franken-Spammer so hard that he suffers 380 damage. You then tried to punch Franken-Spammer again, but it missed.
Superfun909 rolls a 4!
You sprayed the Robo-Spammers with paint, stunning them, and then you hammered them both 3 times. 60 damage inflicted!
KristoB rolls a 3!
You tried to slap Carl, but your hand gets stuck to his body due to the spam goo seeping off of him. You pulled your hand off his body.
Bloo Kirby rolls a 2!
You ate your pills that you have left, and you fired several rounds of a SCAR-L at Franken-Spammer. However, the bullets end up going inside his body, to which he spits out all the bullets. The bullets come right towards you. 8/9 Hearts!
CARL HP: 374.
FRANKEN-SPAMMER HP: 329.
PLAYERS HP:
ZeUberMedic!: 8/9.
Rabbot32: 9/9.
Marios: 8/9.
Copy Kirby: 5/9.
Superfun909: 6/9.
KristoB: 9/9.
Bloo Kirby: 8/9.
ALLIES:
SlimeGuy #1: 500 HP.
SlimeGuy #2: 500 HP.
SlimeGuy #3: 500 HP.
The 3 Slimeguys fire several slime rounds at Carl and Franken-Spammer, dealing 25 damage.
Wait a second, last turn, I said that CRITAWAKETS died for a powerful attack, but he was still invincible at the time of the attack... and if he took damage normally when Carl performed Spam Slam, then that means... CRITAWAKETS is alive!
ATTACK CYCLE START!

[CRITAWAKETS]

I use PegasusMagicGX on carl. It is a freezing attack.

[KristoB]

dropkick him off a roof

[failbros2]

I use Crown Thunder. Its a lightning attack. (i play megaman starforce too1!1!111)

[Dark Blockland Guard alt.]

INTERMISSION
NEW ALLY: An AT-ST has been dropped off near Failbros2. failbros2 now has a new ally that he can command.
Also, i'm going to revive...
cromartini!
(Cromartini was killed near the end of the Jiggy Jogger fight).

AT-ST HP: 1500.

[ZeÜberMedic!]

Fire a gigantic railgun at Franken-Spammer

[Marios]

Spam Carl's e-mail account.

With chain mail.

[Dark Blockland Guard alt.]

ATTACK CYCLE RESULTS
CRITAWAKETS rolls a 5!
You used PegasusMagicGX on Carl. The blast from the icy ray freezes him then blows up into multiple icy pieces, killing him.
KristoB rolls a 3!
You tried to kick Franken-Spammer off the roof, but you aren't even standing on any roof. You instead fall to the ground.
failbros2 rolls a 5!
You used Crown Thunder on Franken-Spammer. The lightning bolts then shoot down from the sky, hitting Franken-Spammer multiple times and killing him.
ENEMY DEFEATED!
Carl and Franken-Spammer immediately see Super Stick and climb ontop of the Cess Pool, but Super Stick immediately jumps down when they get to the top, and the two fall off right into the Cess Pit, where they die. Super Stick then gets down from the Cess Pit and onto the streets as Fran and Peyton are waiting for him. They then celebrate, but it is short lived when RACCOONEER1214 flies down, still with Super Stick's powers. He names himself "Radical Rac" and orders Super Stick to bow down to him. Super Stick obviously declines, and RACCOONEER1214 whips him with his cape. Fran and Peyton rush off to get the new Mixturizer 3000 (They traveled back in time and got it before it was destroyed by the Robo-Spammers) and then immediately switch Super Stick's and RACCOONEER's DNA. Super Stick now has his powers back, as RACCOONEER1214 falls down to the ground. RACCOONEER1214 wails about how his superpowers are gone, but nobody feels bad for him, since he was a big jerk. Suddenly, the people that RACCOONEER1214 (while with Super Stick's brain and DNA) abused come back and chase him through the sunset. Fran and Peyton get into their treehouse, only to see that Peyton kept Petrie (a Pterosaur) and did not bring him back to the Cretaceous Period after Fran told him too. Petrie is sleeping with Cooper (who is a hamster). Fran orders Peyton to take Petrie back to the Mesozoic Era, and Peyton agrees. As Fran, Peyton, Cooper and Petrie walk over to the time machine (Which is actually named the "Purple BLOCKO Blupo), Fran remembers faintly that RACCOONEER1214 said to not use the Time Machine 2 days in a row, or else something bad will happen. Peyton dismisses this, and go into the Time Machine. Suddenly, the machine begins malfunctioning and starts going haywire as Fran and Peyton scream. Cooper and Petrie are also horrified at what is happening.
PLAYERS HP:
CRITAWAKETS: 5/9.
KristoB: 9/9.
failbros2: 9/9.
ALLIES:
SlimeGuy #1: 500 HP.
SlimeGuy #2: 500 HP.
SlimeGuy #3: 500 HP.
AT-ST: 1500 HP.
PLAYER WHO COMMENTS BELOW THIS WILL GET TO CREATE HIS/HER OWN CUSTOM FIGHT, AND WILL GET TO TAKE OVER FOR ATTACK CYCLE RESULTS IN THAT FIGHT. After the fight, though, the game will resume with what was happening to Fran, Peyton, Cooper, and Petrie.

[Superfun909]

meee the bananamaaan

pretty much my own profile picture is what i wanna fight

actually nah doing attack cycles are too much of a hassle, skip meeeeee

[Dark Blockland Guard alt.]

k den

BananaMan
HP: 1200.
Difficulty: Somewhat Easy.

(i'll let Superfun909 do the attack results until the fight is over)