Super Stick: The RNG Game [PUPER PLICK'S SURPRISE]

[ZeÜberMedic!]

ayyy i will do some more mortar attack

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[Marios]

Eat the BananaMan!

[Superfun909]

oh come on i changed my mind, i really never did any forum games with a responsibility like this, welp, guess i need to do this, sorry if i take too long to do the attack cycles.

[Rabbot32]

sqarsh the banana

[Superfun909]

probably gonna rally up the results every day or so, idk, i'm inexperienced with battle forum games

[KristoB]

dropkick him again
if this doesnt work then attempt to reason with him

[failbros2]

i SQUISH THE BANANA WITH MY AT ST

[Dark Blockland Guard alt.]

probably gonna rally up the results every day or so, idk, i'm inexperienced with battle forum games

If you don't want to do the Attack Cycle Results, I can just have somebody else like Marios or Failbros2 do it
But you (SF909) can even play as the boss and attack the other players (not trying to rip off BFBB, don't hurt me ;-;)

[Bloo Kirby the 2nd]

Steal all of Russia's supply of nukes, place them under bananaman, STAND THE forget AWAY, then activate them.

[Dark Blockland Guard alt.]

forget it i'm doing attack cycle results (also going to be more simpler)

ZeUberMedic! rolls a 4!
You shot a Mortar at the Banana Man, dealing 74 damage.

Marios rolls a 3!
You ate the Banana Man. However, due to him being so big, you choke on him and spit him out.

Rabbot32 rolls a 2!
You tried to squish Banana Man, but he squishes you. 8/9 Hearts!

KristoB rolls a 4!
You drop kicked Banana Man. 67 damage inflicted!

failbros2 rolls a 5!
You squished Banana Man with your AT-ST. 123 damage inflicted!

Bloo Kirby rolls a 5!
You placed a bunch of nukes under Banana Man. You detonated them on him, dealing 200 damage.

BANANA MAN HP: 736.

PLAYERS HP:
ZeUberMedic!: 8/9.
Marios: 8/9.
Rabbot32: 8/9.
KristoB: 9/9.
failbros2: 9/9.
Bloo Kirby: 8/9.

ALLIES:
SlimeGuy #1 HP: 500.
SlimeGuy #2: HP: 500.
SlimeGuy #3 HP: 500.
AT-ST HP: 1500.

WARNING! The Banana Man is about to attack!
He runs up and slaps the player:
KristoB.
He/She gets slapped by the Banana Man, removing 1 heart from his/her life.

KristoB HP: 8/9.

[Superfun909]

I apologize for not doing the attack cycles ;-;

i'll fight  myself i guess
fire bananas from a mortar at it

[KristoB]

slap him back

[Dark Blockland Guard alt.]

You didn't have to do attack cycles if you didn't wanna SF909

[Marios]

Hit him with an orange while saying "Orange you glad I didn't wanana bring something worse?"

The sheer pun should hurt him.

[failbros2]

Fire the high explosive grenades from my AT ST