B.F.B.B-2 [No Longer Interested]

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Bring out the L.E-MG42 and start firing

LTS targets the enhanced drone and gliders 1 and 2

SOBP fires a HE round at the part of the hive that is protruding from the mountain.

I use the laboratory to scan the alien genome.

I set the production quarters to produce capsules of programmable nanites)

The Assistant Drone begins constructing a Seperate Precision Laser Platform (SPLP) (6 turns left)

My remains have to release the built up electricity,  as my body acted as a super capacitor. All ferrous metal within 5 miles should be affected by the magnetism from this discharge.

(Don't worry, this is the last thing I can do,  as I was only powerful when it came to electricity. )
« Last Edit: May 22, 2017, 01:46:17 PM by Texan101 »

Recipe of Pain, or Recipain, 1:

Ingredients:
Pizza
A bunch of sweet stuff
other stuff to basically poison the enemy

I order a pizza. It arrives, and I dump sugar on it. I proceed to slice up bananas and put it. I proceed to put whipped cream on the crust and dump a pound of salt on it. I then proceed to mix together a sauce involving melted cheese and melted chocolate, and a bit of tooth paste for minty flavor. I proceed to make hot chocolate and mix in half a cup of salt. I then put a stuffton of hot peppers all over the pizza and put tooth paste in the crust as well/. I proceed to make a glass of orange juice. Finally, I top it off by sprinkling baking powder all over the pizza and mixing in vinegar into both drinks.

I force feed it to the enemy, pizza first, then vinegar drinks second.
« Last Edit: May 23, 2017, 12:06:53 PM by Space1255 »

The duck's soul emerges from his body and calls out for help.

I order the earth caste builder to make a Tau Barracks.

grab the arm from one of the dead drone from before and slash the enhanced drone with it

stuff stuff stuff
repair my golaith tank




Turn 68 Results



All Automated Squadrons have completed their upgrades. They return and regroup with the party.

TableSalt assists Metalliku with forging the next Icy Atomic Bomb! Cutting the completion time down by 1 cycle.

Redconer pulls himself back together!

ZeUberMedic draws the L.E-MG42 and fires a full clip into the Enhanced Drone. Inflicting 225(-45%) energy damage.

LTS pinpoints the Enhanced Drone, First Glider, and Second Glider. Inflicting the 'Pinpointed' Debuff.

SOBP fires a High-Explosive round towards the hive itself. A glider emerges from the hive only to launch itself airborne and collide directly with the explosive, sacrificing itself to protect it's hive.

Nicepoint utilizes the Laboratory to scan the aliens genome. They are sophisticated, but he spots a weakness within their genome. It could be isolated and used to potentially exterminate them.

Production Quarters produce capsules of programmable nanites.

Texan101 descends in pieces, his many fragments descending and beginning to discharge massive amounts of electricity. However, before any harm can be done. He suddenly disappears in a flash of light. Reappearing inside a blank white void, with a strange man sitting in a rocking chair across from him.


"I think you and i need to have a nice long talk."

Space1255 creates a Recipain: The Pain Pan Pizza & Vinegreat Beverage. He forces it down the Enhanced Drone's throat. Causing it to wretch and gag continuously.

A Talking Duck becomes a spirit and calls for help. The duck gods return him to life. And give him a machine gun too cause why not.

CRITAWAKETS orders the Earth Caste Builder to begin constructing a Tau Barracks.

TheMrDoors picks up one of the halves of the dead drone from before, swinging and clubbing it into the Enhanced Drone. Inflicting 180(-20%) physical damage.

Failbros2 quickly starts repairing his Goliath Tank.

Hive Attack


Enhanced Drone
More intimidating, and far more powerful. The Enhanced Drone is covered in sharp spines which can be used defensively AND aggressively. Worse yet, the beast can spit fire!
1828/2650
Afflicted with 'Stalwart Servitude'
(This unit cannot be made an ally)
Afflicted with 'Spined Hide'
(Damage taken is reduced by 45%)
(50% chance to suffer damage when attempting to inflict a melee attack)
Afflicted with 'Reinforced Skull'
(Cannot be headshot)
(Able to headbutt players for a chance to stun)
Afflicted with 'Resolute'
(Immune to 'Stun' and other similar status defects)
(Can still be 'Frozen')
Afflicted with 'Deafness'
(Can only detect enemies through sight or smell)
Afflicted with 'Pinpointed'
(Takes 25% more damage)
(-50% evasion)

The Enhanced Drone is still wretching and gagging, it can't focus enough to attack!


Runner
[1]

A beast of below-average intelligence, with unbreakable servitude to the hive
550/550
Afflicted with 'Stalwart Servitude'
(This unit cannot be made an ally)
Afflicted with 'Unbreakable Speed'
(This unit has a high evade capability)
(This boost can only be slightly weakened)

The Runner curls into a ball and speeds towards failbros2. He barely dodges it.


Runner
[2]

A beast of below-average intelligence, with unbreakable servitude to the hive
550/550
Afflicted with 'Stalwart Servitude'
(This unit cannot be made an ally)
Afflicted with 'Unbreakable Speed'
(This unit has a high evade capability)
(This boost can only be slightly weakened)

The Runner rushes into ZeUberMedic. Ripping into him and tearing his throat open. He perishes almost instantly.


Runner
[3]

A beast of below-average intelligence, with unbreakable servitude to the hive
550/550
Afflicted with 'Stalwart Servitude'
(This unit cannot be made an ally)
Afflicted with 'Unbreakable Speed'
(This unit has a high evade capability)
(This boost can only be slightly weakened)

The Runner rolls into the Goliath Tank inflicting 70 damage.


Glider
[1]

A creature sporting extremely powerful legs, capable of crushing skulls and propelling it skyward. This, paired with it's frills. Allow the beast temporary flight.
405/800
Afflicted with 'Stalwart Servitude'
(This unit cannot be made an ally)
Afflicted with 'Bleeding'
(Takes 10% maximum health as damage each cycle)
Afflicted with 'Grounded'
(Cannot become 'Airborne')
Afflicted with 'Pinpointed'
(Takes 25% more damage)
(-50% evasion)

The Glider lunges at Space1255. He easily dodges it's attack.


Glider
[2]

A creature sporting extremely powerful legs, capable of crushing skulls and propelling it skyward. This, paired with it's frills. Allow the beast temporary flight.
800/800
Afflicted with 'Stalwart Servitude'
(This unit cannot be made an ally)
Afflicted with 'Airborne'
(This unit cannot be attacked at melee or short-range)
(Ranged attacks have an accuracy reduction if directed at this unit)
Afflicted with 'Pinpointed'
(Takes 25% more damage)
(-50% evasion)

The Glider descends rapidly on Space1255. It slams him into the ground before crushing his skull in it's claws. Killing him instantly.


Space1255 and ZeUberMedic are dead!

The Icy Atomic Bomb will be complete on turn 69.

[Allies]


[Active Effects]



Fire a Krak Missile at the Enhanced Drone.

Give a poisonous pepperoni pizza to glider 1.

carrier: send down a fighter using cool autopilot drone features
board the fighter and head to the battle

Gattling Kicks at as much opponents as possible.