B.F.B.B-2 [No Longer Interested]

[ZeÜberMedic!]

I command legendary warlock HulkHoganWWFWorldChampion to wrestle that heretic voodoo priest forget to the ground

  "You will never know whats coming!"

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[Nicepoint]

The LTS finally targets ZeUberMedic

The Pulsar Cannon fires a charged shot at ZeUberMedic

SOBP fires a high-ex-tugnsten-fragment-round at the chaos marines

The Destroyer's point-defence-turrets create a firing sector to guard itself from attacks.

[Agent Legit 22]

I shout at ZeUber, "YOU HERETIC!" I begin to fire my bolt gun at him.

[lord techno]

ATTACK CYCLE END

[lord techno]

Turn 122 Results

NotBomberguy continues building his APC.

Texan101 ignores the fight and continues his training. Deciding that it's a prank.

TheMrDoors forgets how to breathe. He promptly suffocates shortly after.

AL-22 engages in melee combat against The Chaotic Space Marines. He inflicts 425(-50%) but gets killed by their superior numbers.

ReddBoi drops a deuce. He feels better after doing it.

Ayebee123's corpse sucks harshly and swallows the medkit whole. He then stands up all better.

failbros2 launches a flare at the Chaotic Space Marines. The flare deals no damage but inflicts 'Spotted'.

Redconer slams his foot into ZeUberMedic's head. Inflicting 250 physical damage. Rather then inflict a headache, it simply angers him.

Armyman12313 exits his M4 Sherman and deploys a Little Russian Tankist to the ground.

NotBomberguy's Stronk Army tosses flashbangs before rushing B. The ensuing flashes Blind ZeUberMedic. Their rush to B inflicts 345 physical damage.

Legendary Warlock Hulk Hogan attempts to wrestle down ZeUberMedic. He forces him to the ground before his head suddenly splits open; to reveal a corrupt amalgomation of teeth. It snaps down and tears out a chunk of Legendary Warlock Hulk Hogan's flesh, forcing him off of himself. Hulk Hogan becomes infected with 'The Black Death'.

The Space Station

The Laser Tracking System targets ZeUberMedic. Pinpointing him.

The Pulsar Cannon fires it's charged shot at ZeUberMedic. Inflicting 1500 energy damage.

The Destroyer generates a firing sector around itself to defend from incoming attacks.

The Robo Task Forces

AEGIS-1 & 4 focus fire on ZeUberMedic. Inflicting 250 energy damage.

HVACS-1, 2, 3, & 4 surround and strafe-fire ZeUberMedic. Inflicting 600 physical damage.

GCQCS-1 charges forward to strike ZeUberMedic. Inflicting 300 physical/energy damage.
THIRTEENTH BOSS?


ZeUberMedic
Dark Talisman's Corrupted Puppet
2055/500

"Dodge this!"

ZeUberMedic launches a rocket containing a glass tube full of a black gas. The rocket impacts Texan101. The detonation doesn't quite kill him. After the explosion; a black gas begins to spread through the air. Players that inhale it become afflicted with 'The Black Death'

BOSS MINIONS


Chaotic Space Marines
Soldiers of Chaos
1287/1500 [10]
Afflicted with 'Chaos Armour'
Takes 50% reduced damage.
Afflicted with 'Squadron'
When health reaches 0, one squadron counter is exhausted to restore it fully.
Afflicted with 'Chaotic Heresy'
Spreads Heresy wherever it goes. Every turn there is a 50% chance for a demon of random strength to join this unit in battle.

The Chaotic Space Marines cast the 'Call to Heresy'. A Succubus and Imp arrive to battle.


Succubus
Demon of Lust
2000/2000
Afflicted with 'Flight'
This unit has a greatly increased dodge chance.
Afflicted with 'Aura of Lust'
Players that attack this unit are at risk of being 'Seduced'
Afflicted with 'Hellfire'
If this unit takes damage, it's attacker will suffer automatic retaliation through Hellfire.
This passive can damage any entity from any location, regardless of current state.


Imp
Demonic Minion
800/800
Afflicted with 'Flight'
This unit has a greatly increased dodge chance.
Afflicted with 'Hellfire'
If this unit takes damage, it's attacker will suffer automatic retaliation through Hellfire.
This passive can damage any entity from any location, regardless of current state.

TableSalt & TheMrDoors is dead!
[Allies]
[Bestiary]
[Active Effects]

[ZeÜberMedic!]

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[lord techno]

ATTACK CYCLE START

Make sure to check Active Effects. Players that become infected with the black death will be shown there.

Tuevon hesitates slightly with the 5th vial, but has them atomized and sprayed into the air around himself one at a time.

The First Pheromone doesn't appear to have any real affects on him, though it does make him somewhat irritable.

The Second Pheromone surprisingly does have a full effect on him, it smells strangely of lavender and is oddly calming,
 making him feel at ease completely, counteracting the first pheromone.

The Third Pheromone induces a momentary state of paranoia within his mind, causing him to be awfully sporatic.

The Fourth Pheromone to his surprise causes his mind and his body to flood with energy and ideas, his fatigue washing away.

The Fifth Pheromone thankfully causes no major effects. It smells strange, a scent he cannot pinpoint, but- Oh, it seems the pheromone did have an effect. It at most does seem to arouse the body, judging by the hard-on he gets from it.

Testing proves that the pheromones are of no risk to his health, The second pheromone completely cuts out the first one and should be sufficient to calm the egg. Though he cannot help but feel it will take more then just the pheromone to calm the egg down.

[lord techno]

Call In Panzer 1s
Artillery barrage the fighting field.

[Texan101]

Alright, now you've done it.

* Texan101 launches himself upwards, then uses magnetism to speed up descent, dropkicking Uber, all while firing electrical bolts at him.

[NotBomberguy]

army: throw flash and rush b
me: summon legendary brother "big strong arms"
also continue work on APC

[ZeÜberMedic!]

Arm an EMP Device.
Also, call in a artillery barrage in the field.

[SWAT One]

Now that he is covered in hive pheromones, he orders for a container to come in to extract him and give him a lethal injection. The revive chambers would bring him back, but he would have the old body incinerated and Testing Room 4 sterilized completely.

When he wakes up, Kalem notifies Tuevon of the black death. "Well, looks like I'm staying in here. Send them a disease containment package.

Tuevon would then go to Testing Room 3 wearing a full biohazard suit and begin creating mixtures of the hormones, corresponding with the data collected from hive creatures.

[Redconer]

NOT THE SUCCUBUS AGAIN GOD DAMMI-

Kick Uber once more.

[armyman12313]

*I Run back to my Sherman to let the Little Russian Tankist Call in Her tanks.*

[Agent Legit 22]

My power armor has a natural pathogen protection.

I challenge the crowd of Chaos Marines into a melee battle. As I do so, I pull out two Power Swords and begin combat.

I try to revive myself by the Emperor's powers!