dumb stuff you did as a kid: the thread

[Bloo Kirby the 2nd]

i don't have many embarrasing kid stories but you guys probably do
go

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[Protoss Dragoon]

So, one time when i was little. I was super into God Of War for PS2 and little me decided it'd be fun to jump off my trampoline with a wiffle bat in my mouth (There was an attack were kratos would hold a sword and his wouth and jump down onto and enemy), i did this and it hit the back of my mouth, cutting my uvula and making me bleed like hell. i was in the hospital for hours.

I healed up and everything's been fine since.

[Bloo Kirby the 2nd]

little me decided it'd be fun to jump off my trampoline with a wiffle bat in my mouth

what the forget is a wiffle bat

[Legoboss]

what the forget is a wiffle bat

it's what you hit wiffle balls with

[Bloo Kirby the 2nd]

it's what you hit wiffle balls with

what the forget is a wiffle ball
me no speak americano

[Protoss Dragoon]

what the forget is a wiffle bat

these things :

[Drew Skube]

i jumped onto a glass table when i was 2 or 3 and i put my left pinky finger in the cogs of a coffee grinder when i was 4 and its scarred. they couldnt stitch it because its was in a zigzag

[Refticus]

i drank a soda can full of ciggie ash because i was thirsty.
tastes like you expect it would, charcoal.

[Foxscotch]

being born

[Nix the Glaceon]

when I was about 12, I was in school and I had to retrieve a football that fell in a patch of dense grass on the field. when I went to pick up the football, a sandspur fell into my sock and it hurt so I took my shoe and sock off and threw it on the ground.
then I stepped directly onto a patch of sandspurs and destroyed the soles of my feet.

[Freek]

chewed on my shirt a lot

[Bloo Kirby the 2nd]

chewed on my shirt a lot

i did this a lot too lol

[Refticus]

chewed on my shirt a lot

wait i wasn't the only one??

[Whackin]

i think i used to put rocks under specifically ups trucks and nothing else because i had some vendetta against them when i was like 4 or 5

[Ragequit]

when i was like 1 i jumped off a table and slammed my loving head into the top corner of a metal chair
i almost got stitches and i still have the scar