aye, you got me.

this purple pill contains the power to destroy the pillmaker, me.
unfortunately, this offer is not on the table.
yet
Offer? Who said I would wait on an offer? *teleports behind you* *snags purple pill*
Ahaha! Aaaahahaha- *drops pill* shoot it's shattered.
Whatever, I know the alternative to that pill. But I'll leave it for later.