I don't have screenshots because I thought everyone would get it. I'm sorry for assuming that you were all intelligent human beings who were able to tell a joke from a serious threat.
Multiple people have told you that your joke was a failure, it wasn't funny and wasn't obvious.
You can't make a bunch of threats and an ass of yourself then go "It was just a joke, guys!" and expect everyone to lighten up and have a good laugh.
And even now, you're
still making an ass of yourself.