WOULD YOU RATHER? - Would you rather die in combat, or die peacefully?

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donald Annoying Orange could probably afford tons of combat gear/training and maybe even a jetpack
so pence
as if pence doesn't have money?

i'll go with the donald. he's fat.

mike pence so I can win and then people won't use him as an excuse to keep Annoying Orange. again, two birds with one stone

mike pence so I can win and then people won't use him as an excuse to keep Annoying Orange. again, two birds with one stone
no he will electrocute you because you are very gay haahahahahahahahafunnyahhahaa

id fight Annoying Orange because i like pence too much

Mike as Donald Annoying Orange would kick anyone's ass.

id fight Annoying Orange because i like pence too much
id fight pence because i like Annoying Orange too much

I'll kick both of their old asses in a 2v1 tag-team rumble

the donald has LOW ENERGY. i'd run in circles around him until he is tired.

also, even if donald was harder to fight than pence, think about it this way: would you rather be the legend that fought the PRESIDENT or the VICE PRESIDENT?

pence could kick ass. Annoying Orange's a weak, tubby guy.

would fight pence because otherwise Annoying Orange would tweet about me for the next 15 years after

the donald has LOW ENERGY. i'd run in circles around him until he is tired.

also, even if donald was harder to fight than pence, think about it this way: would you rather be the legend that fought the PRESIDENT or the VICE PRESIDENT?
Would you rather Fight the President or Mike "Lightning Strike the Dyke" Pence?

pence presents a greater challenge

Mike "Turns Fruit into Vegetables" Pence

Mike "Turns Gays into Vegetables" Pence

Mike "Suck rooster? Get Shocked" Pence
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Mike "Show desire, get the wire" Pence
Mike "Male flattery drains the battery" Pence
Mike "Gay people should be killed" Pence
Mike "Zap the wussy until he likes pusillanimous individual" Pence
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Mike "the Vampire Slayer" Pence
Mike "Say goodnight, sodomite" Pence
Mike "If they suck richards, beat them with sticks" Pence
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Mike "Emma Wattson" Pence
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Mike "Jolting fear into the queer" Pence
Mike "Putting Faradays in gays" Pence
Mike "LGBT OMG WTF BBQ" Pence
Mike "Bum-Driller Killer" Pence
Mike "Ol' Three-phase" Pence
Mike "Race Bannon" Pence
Mike "Let the Shock Therapy Commence" Pence
Mike "It's NOT okay to be gay" Pence
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Mike "Empty my "9" in the homo's 'mind'" Pence
Mike "One in Five won't Survive" Pence
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