you are a police officer

[Refticus]

bust open the car doors and kick the gay person in their nuts.
gays are a threat to you, they must be neutralised

[Ad Bot]

[Super Suit 12]

apologize and explain you have serious impulse control issues

[Red Spy]

then do it again

[Nonnel]

run him over in the squad car and look for minorities

[Drydess]

get an arsenal of various bagels

[Conan]

(rng: 1 5 2 4 3)

you bust open the car door, and as the gay guy looks up you kick him straight in the balls. as any sane man he doubles over in pain, but nobody except the bagelman notices cause he's pretty close to your car, which made it less obvious you arbitrarily kicked someone in the balls.

he goes down pretty hard and his backpack looks pretty heavy so it definitely didnt help

while he's tearing up, lying on the ground (you bike a lot so your legs are p strong) you go inside the shop and ask for 6 bagels, two wheat with cream cheese and the rest bagel sandwiches (egg, ham, etc)

you walk back out and offer a bagel to the dude, and apologize for your behavior. good cops dont' just randomly kick people in the nuts, and you explain you are bipolar, which is why you act so bizarrely. you dont think he actually noticed what you said, but its the thought that counts.

you leave the bagel next to him on a napkin, since hes not really able to eat it right now

you then consider running him over with the squad car, but you'd have to get tom out of the drivers seat, and you know how difficult that can be. he just can't understand the situation nearly as quickly as you do, so he questions everything and is too obstinate to be relied on.

so instead you kick the queer dude again. in the stomach, since he's doubled up and its hard to kick him in the nuts.

you notice the bagelman is filming you on his phone, and that a few people across the street are looking. also the bank manager is about to show up any time now.

as long as they dont call the cops you should be ok. it takes some time for police brutality films to distribute and by then you'll probably be dead, given that you have a sense theres a lot more going on that you are missing.

[Refticus]

smash through your car window, pushing tom out the driver seat, then hijack the cop car to drive away from the gay beast you kicked in the nuts

we're clearly in some kind of garbage day scenario where the world keeps looping, lets see how far we can push this

[Conan]

instead of smashing open the window you take the more prudent method of opening the door and pulling him out of the car. you get in the car and then start the engine.

seems like that was enough to trigger the bagelman to call the cops, so you drive away as quickly as you can. you hope he doesnt get a good look at your license plates.

in your rear view mirror you see the manager turn the corner, and the bagelman come out and help tom and the queer dude. you turn left at the first intersection to get out of sight.

you're not sure about where to go so you start driving out of town, but a few minutes later your car blows up and you die.

you definitely did not expect that, and ponder the meaning of this life while indulging in the simple pleasure of a cream cheese bagel

[Refticus]

panic after realising you're stuck in a infinite loop.

locate bagelman who was recording you in that reality and knock him out while screaming "everything isn't real!"

[Drydess]

ask what day it is

[Blockomaniac]

ask what day it is

garbage day

[blazerblock2]

the gay dude is a bank robber, shoot him in his face and search his backpack for illegal stuff

[Conan]

(rng: 1 2 4 3)
you dont need to check the day on your watch, but you do so anyways. its still november 11th, so it looks like its a real loop

you head into the shop and approach the bagelman. "Were you filming me just a moment ago????"

he says no and sounds genuinely confused. hes just a kid so you figure you can bully him into giving you his phone to check.

a minute later he shows you his photo history. looks like he was at the beach recently with some friends, but definitely no video of you beating up the gay dude.

you head outside and see the queer dude coming closer. without any hesitation you pull out your gun and shoot the dude in the head. easy shot since he wasnt walking fast and he was looking at his phone. a lot of things happen at once.

tom wakes up from the sound, and starts to get his bearings. he doesnt see you holding the gun or recognize that the sound was a gunshot immediately though, so he doesnt pull out his gun yet

the bageldude ducks under the counter so you cant see him well anymore. probably scared out of his mind and unsure what to do in the face of a cop (appearing to) randomly pulling out their gun and shooting a dude in the head

the few passerby across the street scream and run. a few are out of range so you cant stop them from calling the cops even if you did try to shoot them.

you holster your gun and run over to the queer dude and its pretty clear hes dead, or gonna be dead soon. you quickly rummage through his backpack, and find a number of pipe bombs and small black boxes with a magnet on one end. you also find some handgun and AK-47 magazines, but no gun in the bag or on the body

whatever his purpose being here is, it doesnt seem like hes a bank robber unless he planned to use the explosives to keeo people hostage. and now you're gonna have to deal with tom, who is coming up to you about to ask what is going on

[Drydess]

tell him that the queer was robbing the bagel guy, who also tragically took a bullet to the skull

[Conan]

before tom asks anything you stammer "h-he was robbing the bagel guy who took a bullet to the head"

tom is confused "but the bagel guy isnt anywhere around here"

"y-yeah he got out and was running and so i shot him"

tom sounds skeptical "well either way i called in backup so you can explain it to them"

right. well. sounds like a bunch of bureaucracy is about to hit you.