you are a police officer

[Conan]

you arrest conan for being a suspect in a (future, but you dont say this) robbery. hes baffled and doesnt know what to say other than the fact hes not guilty.

the arrest causes a small commotion in the bank but most go about their business. some take pictures or video on their phone

hes handcuffed and disarmed now, but you dont have a way to get him to the station nor an acceptable reason to call your colleagues to come and pick him up. unless you can think of one that is.

you cant confirm whether or not he is an inside man for sure unfortunately, unless you can somehow find some proof.

[Ad Bot]

[Nonnel]

take him to the side of the building, unzip his pants, call backup and say he was masturbating in public. whatever it takes to get that mad man out of here.

[Conan]

you bring him outside and to the back alley. hes confused and pissed off, but he complies cause hes a security guard and respects the police

which he immediately regrets as you tear off his belt and attempt to pull his pants off. you wonder if this is your coming out of the closet, but repress this thought as you call in a car to pick up this public masturbator.

hes fuming but it looks like he plans to take it out on you at the station when interrogated. fortunately for you that may take a while.

you head back into the bank. its mostly empty except for the few people here doing their business, and the four or so security guards left

[so0per]

rob it

[Conan]

you think about robbing it but you quickly realize it takes more effort than the thought. would you try to force your way into the vault area first? how would you open the vault? what about civilians or people caling the police?

you get a feeling you need at least four people to get this job done, but maybe you can do it solo. you need the money anyways, to pay off your mortgage.

you remember now that this bank was where you got your mortgage 10 years ago, would be a good meme to pay off your debt to the bank with its own money.

[armyman12313]

*TIGER TANK GIRL ATTACK*

[Nonnel]

probably call in the station about the pipe bombs

[Conan]

you call up the station and check if they have the guy and the bombs in custody. they say no, tom hasnt come in yet. maybe something happened to him?

you contemplate calling in one of your tank girls to help you rob the bank, but in one of your rarer moments of clarity you realize that maybe its not that good of an idea and wouldnt really work


you mill about for a while and its approaching noontime. tom still hasnt come back, and the station says his car is parked somewhere near the edge of town. they're dispatching some officers to investigate.

its about the time the bank gets robbed, but you dont see anyone remotely suspicious around, nor any cars pull up nearby. most people coming in are pedestrians with nothing that would help them conceal any equipment they'd need to rob the bank.

[armyman12313]

*Notice That the Bank Name is `B Point`, You then Hear A Loud version of The Soviet Anthem and Marching..*

[Nonnel]

that's not how this works bucko

[Electrk.]

that's not how this works bucko

look at him


he's the captain now

[Drydess]

resurrect mao

[Potatoh]

locate lamb sauce

[Refticus]

consume horrific amounts of lamb sauce

[Nonnel]

stay on watch in the bank, keep in touch with HQ to find out about Tom