BLF Colosseum — [1.1B] Tournament 1, Round 1, Bracket B

[Ayebee123]

Attempt to get up, and if so, once again attempt to grab a chair and knock the stuff out of destroyer of blocks, and if I do, simply push him off.

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[lord techno]

Charge into the arena mordecai style driving a golf cart and wielding a golf club.

[Ayebee123]

DAMN IT TECHNO.
I WAS ABOUT TO POST (yes i know this doesnt count)
Also, will we get healed if we win?

CHAIRS BEAT EXPENSIVE WEAPONS. DAMN IT.

[SWAT One]

Belive me I can carry all of the 100 spoons.

You cannot jedi mind trick your way through rules. I will need you to elaborate, or else I will have to decide how much you buy and walk in with at the next update.

Charge into the arena mordecai style driving a golf cart and wielding a golf club.

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Rule 6.

Also, will we get healed if we win?

Survivors get fully healed. Losers keep wounds and are offered the choice to participate or forfeit if they have debilitating wounds.  If you die, you remain dead unless a player revives you.

You can also be brought back in a special event, such as a FFA rumble.

[cromartini]

I use aleast eighty spoons as  some form of pathetic armor, eighteen spoons as throwing weaponry and two main spoons as daggers with which I gauge people's eyes out.

[Agent Legit 22]

I roll away from the edge and grab my spear. I then get up, and try to ignore the pain.

[DestroyerOfBlocks]

chair ayebee on the head again while stepping on his sword hand to try and keep him down

[Gytyyhgfffff]

i pick up another chair and hurl it at agent legit

[Ayebee123]

i pick up another chair and hurl it at agent legit

Jesus forget you can throw a chair 15 feet? And I mean the fact that AL-22 is 5 yards away.

[SWAT One]

Update, Turn 5

Recovery roll 1d6 = 4: Pass
Retaliation roll 1d6 = 3: Pass
Attack roll 1d6 = 3: Pass
Retaliation == Attack
Ayebee123 manages to get up in enough time to be aware of DestroyerOfBlocks's chair attack and manages to parry with the hilt guard of his sword.

Attack roll 1d6 = 1: Fail
Agent Legit 22 grabs his spear and rolls to his left, then gets into a standing position, keeping eye contact with Gytyyhgfffff. Gytyyhgfffff hurls a chair at Agent Legit 22 and it drifts the wrong way in the air and flies out of the arena.

10 chairs are unused.

I use at least eighty spoons as  some form of pathetic armor, eighteen spoons as throwing weaponry and two main spoons as daggers with which I gauge people's eyes out.

How are they attached?  You cant magically magnetize them to your skin.  You'd have to buy string or adhesive.

What's that? The next battlefield choice? Don't mind if I do!

[Agent Legit 22]

I attempt to approach in a defensive position, walking in an irregular pattern to make myself hard to hit by the flying chairs

[Ayebee123]

I yell "HA HA" while attempting to push gty off the edge

[cromartini]

Ok the whole spoon warior joke kind of fell apart so just give me two battle axes to dual weild

[SWAT One]

I'll need updates in under 3 hours from Chair Force.

Two battle axes to dual weild

Cost of one is 13.  Check the post on the first page for details on cost scale.

When people get points, they purchase new weapons and grow their arsenal.

[DestroyerOfBlocks]

i smack the stuff out of ayebee with the chair