Author Topic: 1000 ways to get kicked out of walmart  (Read 10808 times)

15. Fight with lightsabers in the toy aisle

18. eat the glue
dont skip numbers
16. ask to buy a "fat man" bomb

18. get a pack of yugioh cards and run around challenging people to d-d-duel!

20. attach rocket engines, a steering wheel, wires, and other things to turn a shopping cart into a vehicle, then ignite the engines and blast around the store at high speeds

and then accidentally swerve right out the front doors

21. throw outdated memes at people

25. take out the nerf guns and shoot people with it

26. rob the store, then get arrested and pulled out of the store

go onto all of the laptops and put research as the desktop background on them