Author Topic: 1000 ways to get kicked out of walmart (Read 27476 times)

MicroEDGE · October 22, 2017, 05:12:36 PM

28.

say out loud moonman is your favorite rapper

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Cubone · October 22, 2017, 06:56:51 PM

48.

try really hard to be pink guy/filthy frank

Canis · October 22, 2017, 09:54:32 PM

30. blare music into the intercom at top volume

Drydess · October 22, 2017, 10:49:18 PM

31. kick a fat person off their cart

Drydess · October 22, 2017, 10:49:47 PM

32. double posting in the store

torin� · October 22, 2017, 11:15:33 PM

33 my richard

SWAT One · October 23, 2017, 10:23:54 AM

34. Set up posters of their competitors and offer coupons and deals at said competitors.

Legodude77 · October 23, 2017, 10:33:22 AM

35 Take all the eggs and start throwing them at people

ReddBoi · October 23, 2017, 10:33:59 AM

36. kill torin at walmart!!!!!!!!!!

Rabbot32 · October 23, 2017, 11:57:24 AM

36: Come in with a shovel from Home Depot.
37: Attack random people with your shovel.
38: Get stuck behind a shelf, smash your way out with the shovel.
39: Get lost in the employees only area.
40: Try to hotwire a bike.
41: Fail to hotwire a bike, smash it with the shovel.
42: Bust out security glass in front of the game consoles with the shovel, swap out games.
43: Break the shovel over one of the support beams.
44: Get mad when you can't return it. It's from Home Depot.

SWAT One · October 23, 2017, 12:52:52 PM

Quote from: Rabbot32 on October 23, 2017, 11:57:24 AM

36: Come in with a shovel from Home Depot.
37: Attack random people with your shovel.
38: Get stuck behind a shelf, smash your way out with the shovel.
39: Get lost in the employees only area.
40: Try to hotwire a bike.
41: Fail to hotwire a bike, smash it with the shovel.
42: Bust out security glass in front of the game consoles with the shovel, swap out games.
43: Break the shovel over one of the support beams.
44: Get mad when you can't return it. It's from Home Depot.

Quote from: Mr Queeba on October 19, 2017, 06:14:11 PM

only 1 way per post

Bruh it's 1 elaborate action

CRITAWAKETS · October 23, 2017, 01:26:22 PM

999: Declare war on walmart with your weapons being a bag of candy and your armor being pillows.

p0rtalGeek · October 23, 2017, 04:48:25 PM

1000: pour sauces on the staff

Mr. Opioid · October 23, 2017, 05:50:59 PM

37: List more than one way to get kicked out of walmart.

Malleo100 · October 24, 2017, 04:16:37 PM

38: set the display tvs to play hardcore researcho