Author Topic: 1000 ways to get kicked out of walmart  (Read 12333 times)

28.

say out loud moonman is your favorite rapper

48.

try really hard to be pink guy/filthy frank

30. blare music into the intercom at top volume

31. kick a fat person off their cart

32. double posting in the store


34. Set up posters of their competitors and offer coupons and deals at said competitors.

35 Take all the eggs and start throwing them at people

36. kill torin at walmart!!!!!!!!!!

36: Come in with a shovel from Home Depot.
37: Attack random people with your shovel.
38: Get stuck behind a shelf, smash your way out with the shovel.
39: Get lost in the employees only area.
40: Try to hotwire a bike.
41: Fail to hotwire a bike, smash it with the shovel.
42: Bust out security glass in front of the game consoles with the shovel, swap out games.
43: Break the shovel over one of the support beams.
44: Get mad when you can't return it. It's from Home Depot.

36: Come in with a shovel from Home Depot.
37: Attack random people with your shovel.
38: Get stuck behind a shelf, smash your way out with the shovel.
39: Get lost in the employees only area.
40: Try to hotwire a bike.
41: Fail to hotwire a bike, smash it with the shovel.
42: Bust out security glass in front of the game consoles with the shovel, swap out games.
43: Break the shovel over one of the support beams.
44: Get mad when you can't return it. It's from Home Depot.
only 1 way per post
Bruh it's 1 elaborate action

999: Declare war on walmart with your weapons being a bag of candy and your armor being pillows.

1000: pour sauces on the staff

37: List more than one way to get kicked out of walmart.

38: set the display tvs to play hardcore researcho