Prologue
I'll keep this re-hashing brief, just to stand as a comparison for how Unova acted back on his old account and how he acts now. If you want the full details on his past just click the link above. On his old account, Unova was an obnoxious stuffposting starfish, going out of his way to make terrible jokes and insult everyone and everything, then after being called out for it he'd always use a scapegoat like "waaah daddy issues!!!" because he didn't want to take the blame. Unova acts the same way today, going out of his way to stuff on people he doesn't like and be completely unfunny at the same time.
Part 1: Unfunny
my girlfriend is my right hand!! no Gayness here
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how many mondays are in my store
we knoooww you're stealing
im a car
i drink ethanol through my gas-port... it burns but its worth. makes me move around
crooked Hootaloo
toothed deer lookin headass. his fursona had forgetin wings lookin ass and he wasnt even a forgetin burd lmao
datin a birdcigarette but you aint even have no beak like what the forget you supposed to be a hairy ass bat or something like foreal
i will destroy Political Threads Which Could Easily Go In The Politics Megathread !!!
imma get vincent on yo ass yOu forgetin Betrayed Him and You dont Even keep the same Ass Fursona Lmao
Brine tries REALLY hard to be funny. Nearly all of his posts are gibberish stuffty jokes, usually taking jabs at people he doesn't like (ex: hootaloo) thinking he's the next Robin Williams. Surprise surprise, most of the things he post are really loving annoying. I'd be okay with Brine stuffposting every once in a while if he decided to make an actually sensible post now and again, but if you look through them all (
here you go) you probably won't find a single one.
8 posts a day, and those 8 posts are either a. passive aggressive insults or b. stuff jokes. I can't name a single thing or post from Brine that had a positive effect on this community since he first came here as Unova. That isn't all though, folks, he'll try so hard to fit in he'll steal jokes.
That's right, the one time people even found him remotely funny was when he stole DrenDran's joke.
Part 2: starfish
Now before I explain why Brine has it out for me I want to show you a prime example of what he does best, being an starfish. He posted DMs between me and Hulk (which we've resolved over Discord) in the Blocklander of the Year 2017 thread so people wouldn't vote for me. Yes, he is that petty. He's also been pestering people to make a drama on me for a while, over a situation I'll get into right now.
So, why does Brine hate me you may ask? To answer this question we'll have to go back about 2 months, in my discord.
Brine decides to start stuff with Cubone/Vledmor in my discord in an un-related conversation (sound familiar?) over some personal beef he had with him out of the blue. This isn't the first time he's done this to people but it's probably the most significant.
After being called out by people for being a stuffler, Brine resorts to his trap card, "I was just joking bro!!!!". That brings up the question, has he really changed from Unova? He still stuffposts unfunny memes, harasses people, and when he's called out for it he throws a fit and holds a grudge.
Eventually I step into the stuff-storm Brine stirred, and I held a vote in the discord. Since he'd been acting like a complete ass for a while now and nobody wanted him there I decided to have the people vote on whether he should stay or not.
12-0. Not a single person wanted Brine to stay. After I banned him he threw a tantrum and held stuff against me ever since. That brings us back to the present day where his cycle repeats, he goes out of his way to harass people he doesn't like. His toxic behavior has gotten him banned from other discords like Queeba's, Caravan Gaming, etc. etc.
Conclusion
Brine hasn't changed a single bit, he's still the same petty cunt he was just under a different name. I'm surprised he hasn't been drama'd yet again considering nearly everybody in the community hates him.
