best argument tactic: stuffpost to make it look like you weren't trying to be serious
Best argument tactic: Make a wildly dumb accusatory and emotionally charged post, complete with irrelevant insults, entirely out of left field, get refuted in 1-2 posts, and then spam "You're trying too hard" in response to every post thereafter
You realize you've done this like 5 times now right? People are starting to catch on. Not a good look for you bro. *snap*