Haven't you been perma'd like 6 or 7 times?
Only twice, and
the first time was only because Ephialtes was such a hardass.
The difference is that my bans have never been for anything malicious; they've all been for silly jokes like novelty accounts or chainbans. The Satin Minions debacle was the worst thing I've ever done.
Maxx, on the other hand, has been banned 19 times on 9 different accounts, including 3 in the past
month. He has repeatedly shown himself to be completely incapable of functioning like a normal human being, as most of his bans have been for flaming or some other spastic episode, and for several years he was/has been the forum punching bag.
Nice try though.