Hey guys i just got done loving my 10/10 bitch on my gold laced sectional. i come across this thread to talk about how much of an alpha chad i am on the internet, but i couldnt help but see you guys are all literally betas and need some help. as i type this on my iphone 10 (because computers are for betas) i couldn't help but notice how beta conan is compared to me. like wow gonna steal my addon good job guy i bet you cant get as much pusillanimous individual as i can! i gotta stop typing this right now because all of my 10/10 playboy bunny bitches are howling for my alpha male richard from my three million dollar gold plated bugatti cheron. im gonna take them over to my other mansion and have my way with them in the grotto i have in my pool laced with protein powder. see you later beta cucks!
oh wait is this not the "roleplay as hata" thread
