King of the Hill V - The Fifth Conquest

[Redconer]

Throughout history, the forums had experienced a long-waged war of pure insanity over a patch of risen land.

And by insanity, I mean four past foundations:

Deoxys and One Noob -- 127 pages -- April 24, 2012 - July 9, 2013 -- Claimed by Alyx Vance
Redconer -- 34 pages -- November 7, 2013 -June 4, 2014 -- Claimed by Alyx Vance (again)
Lego Lad -- 88 pages -- November 13, 2014 - October 13, 2016 -- Claimed by Sub
DaWoofer
dcseal -- 2 pages -- February 12, 2016 - February 14, 2016 -- What a joke

It appeared that from the 4th attempt (which was a poor job), the war has ceased itself as inexistant.
HOWEVER-


A new territory has been discovered.  There is a new hill on the horizon, but WHO WILL TAKE IT?

BECAUSE I WILL...

...my hill.

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[zelau]

nah man i think you're confused the map clearly says "celau's hill"

[Mad Hops Disease]

elect myself as vice president of celaus hill

[Daswiruch]

I erect a monument in my avatar's likeness on top of "celau's hill." My hill.

[zelau]

i bulldozed the statue off of celau's hill, it took up too much space

[Chris72003]

forget off my map says "chris' hill" in big ass bold permanent marker

[TableSalt]

my map has no name on the hill
i claim it for myself
my hill

[TableSalt]

person below triple gay
mirror back again lol

[Edd Eddington]

i use a mirror to deflect the gay
my hill big goy

[Boomsticks Alt]

hills are gay

[SWAT One]

* SWAT One begins pushing a very large wooden horse towards the hill.

"Come, brothers! We will take this hill!"

[Agent Legit 22]

I help SWAT

[Mad Hops Disease]

artillery bombardment of everyone who isnt a member of the Celau's Hill

[CM1107ProjectInfinium]

I take the hill under rite of passage. the hill is now mine and mine forever

[Boomsticks Alt]