Author Topic: King of the Hill V - The Fifth Conquest  (Read 13392 times)

Throughout history, the forums had experienced a long-waged war of pure insanity over a patch of risen land.

And by insanity, I mean four past foundations:

Deoxys and One Noob -- 127 pages -- April 24, 2012 - July 9, 2013 -- Claimed by Alyx Vance
Redconer -- 34 pages -- November 7, 2013 -June 4, 2014 -- Claimed by Alyx Vance (again)
Lego Lad -- 88 pages -- November 13, 2014 - October 13, 2016 -- Claimed by Sub
DaWoofer

dcseal -- 2 pages -- February 12, 2016 - February 14, 2016 -- What a joke

It appeared that from the 4th attempt (which was a poor job), the war has ceased itself as inexistant.

HOWEVER-


A new territory has been discovered.  There is a new hill on the horizon, but WHO WILL TAKE IT?

BECAUSE I WILL...

...my hill.
« Last Edit: April 18, 2018, 03:44:43 PM by Redconer »

nah man i think you're confused the map clearly says "celau's hill"

elect myself as vice president of celaus hill

I erect a monument in my avatar's likeness on top of "celau's hill." My hill.

i bulldozed the statue off of celau's hill, it took up too much space

forget off my map says "chris' hill" in big ass bold permanent marker

my map has no name on the hill
i claim it for myself
my hill

person below triple gay
mirror back again lol
« Last Edit: April 18, 2018, 04:56:39 PM by TableSalt »

i use a mirror to deflect the gay
my hill big goy


* SWAT One begins pushing a very large wooden horse towards the hill.

"Come, brothers! We will take this hill!"


artillery bombardment of everyone who isnt a member of the Celau's Hill

I take the hill under rite of passage. the hill is now mine and mine forever