Soviet Narwhal Written by SwiftHyena2593
Soviet Narwhal, the biggest bitch who beats them all. Bigger than any bitch in our universe.
Ah, Soviet Narwhal, who doesn't love their daily dosage of him? The one that thinks he's all hip and cool because he harasses people because they like something he doesn't or because they play a game on low graphics. Or maybe literally starts a huge argument over their Steam avatar or tries his hardest to control your who your friends are?
Yep, Thats our freind, Narwhal!
He is a jackass who thinks he rules the world. He also still rambles about stuff from months ago. Honestly, i just cannot stand this guy anymore.
Down below, we got some photos of the wild Soviet Narwhal provided by National Geographic. And even a Steam chat log i saved! Also forgot to add that ?ero is Soviet Narwhal (the symbol in his name didn't go through when i saved the evidence to a text document.)
I dident want to tell him the graphics settings i was using because i remember a few months back he stuff on a broadcast i was doing with a friend on GTA IV because i was using low graphics settings. i mean i dont own the loving nasa supercomputer. I also mentioned this below. (i will post the stream chat on the bottom)
Him just bitching and calling me a "furcigarette" and a "dumbass", and me stating the truth about himself he doesn't want to accept.
?ero: huh
?ero: yo
SwiftHyena2593: yo
SwiftHyena2593: im hosting
?ero: cool
SwiftHyena2593: also
SwiftHyena2593: i replaced the bus model
SwiftHyena2593: and got off my ass and put all the mounts in
SwiftHyena2593: it holds 24 people
?ero: nice
?ero: making a yt channel logo lmao
SwiftHyena2593: o
SwiftHyena2593: me and sandor are just driving around in my bus talking about BL
?ero: why are you even friends with him
SwiftHyena2593: well he's nice to me
SwiftHyena2593: and he's a cool guy?
?ero: "cool"
?ero: >>is a neo national socialist
?ero: kk
?ero: if i remember correctly last time i saw you with him
?ero: you were loving with him
?ero: then banned him
?ero: what changed
SwiftHyena2593: also i remember hearing like a couple of weeks back that you had an owl special interest?
SwiftHyena2593: thats bullstuff right
?ero: what does that have to do with this
?ero: you allready know i dont have one
SwiftHyena2593: ik
?ero: stop derailing the topic\
?ero: at this point i think you're just sucking up to him because he builds decent houses
SwiftHyena2593: im not
?ero: i dont see the point
?ero: what happened that made you like him so much
SwiftHyena2593: ....
?ero: SwiftHyena2593: well he's nice to me
SwiftHyena2593: and he's a cool guy?
SwiftHyena2593: whats with you and trying to control your friends
?ero: tbh dident that happen like way back?
also i do know about it
?ero: >>says the one that controls his friends
The broadcast chat. This was from my previous drama on Soviet (his old names were bluber and Miura. his old steam name was also TheGreatPotato) I kinda got pissed off in it because i was sick of his stuff. (you gotta admit tho my reaction was kinda funny)
_Jormuz joined the chat.
SwiftHyena2005: you still there?
_Jormuz: hi
[🆂🅿🅶] TheGreatPotato joined the chat.
_Jormuz: hi spg
[🆂🅿🅶] TheGreatPotato: wtf is up with the graphics
[🆂🅿🅶] TheGreatPotato: oh my god
[🆂🅿🅶] TheGreatPotato: he has it on lowest settings
_Jormuz: see that downtown
SwiftHyena2005: i like it with a better frame rate
SwiftHyena2005: thats why
[🆂🅿🅶] TheGreatPotato: get a gaming pc kid
SwiftHyena2005: i dont like having my games at 1fps
SwiftHyena2005: greatpoatoe
SwiftHyena2005: i have the AMD FX 7th gen graphics card
[🆂🅿🅶] TheGreatPotato: EW
[🆂🅿🅶] TheGreatPotato: ew**
[🆂🅿🅶] TheGreatPotato: my pc can run this at 60 fps
[🆂🅿🅶] TheGreatPotato: no doubt
[🆂🅿🅶] TheGreatPotato: or 100
SwiftHyena2005: ive been working on the story in gta iv lately
[🆂🅿🅶] TheGreatPotato: ok
SwiftHyena2005: i just unlocked the second island today
_Jormuz: swift are you in the downtown now
SwiftHyena2005: yeah
[🆂🅿🅶] TheGreatPotato: oh my god that fps is bad
SwiftHyena2005: greatpotatoe
SwiftHyena2005: for me its like 45 fps
[🆂🅿🅶] TheGreatPotato: stop saying 'potatoe'
SwiftHyena2005: ok
SwiftHyena2005: my loving god
[🆂🅿🅶] TheGreatPotato: are you george bushe's vp?
SwiftHyena2005: no
[🆂🅿🅶] TheGreatPotato: why are you making a rival group
[🆂🅿🅶] TheGreatPotato: for spg
SwiftHyena2005: i wanted to make my own group
[🆂🅿🅶] TheGreatPotato: -cough- copy cat -cough-
[🆂🅿🅶] TheGreatPotato: https://steamcommunity-a.akamaihd.net/economy/emoticon/steamsalty
_Jormuz: was that a one way road
_Jormuz: 4 lane
[🆂🅿🅶] TheGreatPotato: i got all of my friends to leave your steam group
[🆂🅿🅶] TheGreatPotato: e
[🆂🅿🅶] TheGreatPotato: z
SwiftHyena2005: idc
[🆂🅿🅶] TheGreatPotato: cool
[🆂🅿🅶] TheGreatPotato: your the #1 most hated person on bl
SwiftHyena2005: please dont loving make me mad
[🆂🅿🅶] TheGreatPotato: lol
[🆂🅿🅶] TheGreatPotato: everyone hates you
[🆂🅿🅶] TheGreatPotato: hopefully you mature more
SwiftHyena2005: thats what im trying to do
[🆂🅿🅶] TheGreatPotato: your not good at it
SwiftHyena2005: also
SwiftHyena2005: nvm
[🆂🅿🅶] TheGreatPotato: i got all of my friends to vote on the petition to get you banned from the blf
[🆂🅿🅶] TheGreatPotato: they all voted yes
SwiftHyena2005: I DONT loving CARE
[🆂🅿🅶] TheGreatPotato: lol
[🆂🅿🅶] TheGreatPotato: you will when your banned
SwiftHyena2005: ARE YOU TRYING TO loving PISS ME OFF ALREADY
[🆂🅿🅶] TheGreatPotato: no
[🆂🅿🅶] TheGreatPotato: just stating facts
SwiftHyena2005: LISTEN
SwiftHyena2005: DONT loving MAKE ME STOP THIS CAR AND ADD TO YOUR DRAMA
[🆂🅿🅶] TheGreatPotato: lol
[🆂🅿🅶] TheGreatPotato: add to it
[🆂🅿🅶] TheGreatPotato: like i give a forget
SwiftHyena2005: me and jormuz were having a nice time driving around in gta iv untill your ass wanted to see my broadcast
[🆂🅿🅶] TheGreatPotato: until my ass?
[🆂🅿🅶] TheGreatPotato: maturity.
[🆂🅿🅶] TheGreatPotato: lol
[🆂🅿🅶] TheGreatPotato: i might just drama you again
[🆂🅿🅶] TheGreatPotato: you are acting like a richard to me
[🆂🅿🅶] TheGreatPotato: no one likes you
SwiftHyena2005: all im doing trying to have fun with jormuz and broadcast
[🆂🅿🅶] TheGreatPotato: lol
_Jormuz: potato did you see that
[🆂🅿🅶] TheGreatPotato: yes
[🆂🅿🅶] TheGreatPotato: its his crappy pc lol
_Jormuz: theres a glitch
_Jormuz: is just like your in black hole farlands on blockland swift
_Jormuz: whos a 3rd viewer
[🆂🅿🅶] TheGreatPotato: omg
[🆂🅿🅶] TheGreatPotato: he has everything on lowest
[🆂🅿🅶] TheGreatPotato: omg
SwiftHyena2005: i was trying to get a way to find a way to save pics of the chat
[🆂🅿🅶] TheGreatPotato: ok
_Jormuz: brb
[🆂🅿🅶] TheGreatPotato: lol
[🆂🅿🅶] TheGreatPotato: oh no!
[🆂🅿🅶] TheGreatPotato: im so scared!!!
[🆂🅿🅶] TheGreatPotato: aa!!!!
[🆂🅿🅶] TheGreatPotato left the chat.
[🆂🅿🅶] TheGreatPotato joined the chat.
[🆂🅿🅶] TheGreatPotato: loving pc shut off
_Jormuz: back
SwiftHyena2005: im just gonna use copy and paste
Some crappy chat log i found of him just bitching about the MallRats video i made on YT (although it is kind of crappy when i look back on it now.)
[AN] Soviet Narwhal: i just watched that video you made
[AN] Soviet Narwhal: that was the most loving cancerous thing i have ever seen
[AN] Soviet Narwhal: ?
[AN] Soviet Narwhal: woops
SwiftHyena2593: oh hi
[AN] Soviet Narwhal: why did you make that video
SwiftHyena2593: i was bored
[AN] Soviet Narwhal: all it proves is you have edgy and handicapped friends
SwiftHyena2593: me and my freind were bored lol
[AN] Soviet Narwhal: wtf was up with the masks
[AN] Soviet Narwhal: are they afraid the kindergarten police are gonna come and put them in the boucny house jail
[AN] Soviet Narwhal: your friends seem handicapped and disrespecftul
SwiftHyena2593: then i wont have them in the next video
[AN] Soviet Narwhal: when i was 7 i never did stuff like that
SwiftHyena2593: also they arent 7
SwiftHyena2593: they are my age
[AN] Soviet Narwhal: they act like it
[AN] Soviet Narwhal: for sure
SwiftHyena2593: well ill be sure to tell them about what you thought
[AN] Soviet Narwhal: thanks
SwiftHyena2593: imma save the chat to a text document
[AN] Soviet Narwhal: like i give a stuff
[AN] Soviet Narwhal: ok
Honestly, Soviet needs to stop acting like he's loving God and controls everything and anything, and also learn to accept that people like what they like. He also needs to stop bitching about little things, ex: my graphics settings.
Anyways,
