Soviet Narwhal
Written by SwiftHyena2593
Soviet Narwhal, the biggest bitch who beats them all. Bigger than any bitch in our universe.
Ah, Soviet Narwhal, who doesn't love their daily dosage of him? The one that thinks he's all hip and cool because he harasses people because they like something he doesn't or because they play a game on low graphics. Or maybe literally starts a huge argument over their Steam avatar or tries his hardest to control your who your friends are?
Yep, Thats our freind, Narwhal!
I'm not sure what's making me cringe more: the needless fancy-fonted title, the handicapped "new york times bestseller" sticker, you putting your signature at the top of the drama, your sub-header devoted exclusively to trash-talking soviet, or your supersizing the first letter of your opening paragraph like you think you're writing the start of a chapter in the gutenberg bible. What exactly were you expecting to accomplish with this formatting? All it does is makes you look like a pretentious autistic child.
Down below, we got some photos of the wild Soviet Narwhal provided by National Geographic. And even a Steam chat log i saved! Also forgot to add that ?ero is Soviet Narwhal (the symbol in his name didn't go through when i saved the evidence to a text document.)
The only "evidence" i see here is you overreacting to Soviet asking a simple question. He was completely in the right to ask why you were acting like such a prick. On his behalf, I'd also like an answer from you as to his question there.
Honestly, Soviet needs to stop acting like he's loving God and controls everything and anything, and also learn to accept that people like what they like. He also needs to stop bitching about little things, ex: my graphics settings.
Anyways,
As visolator said, this is total cancer. Stop doing this autistic comic sans-tier formatting.
As to that livestream chatlog, that's the only defendable part for you here. Soviet was being incredibly hostile for no reason and was deliberately attempting to provoke a response from you. Why didn't you ban him from the stream? On most streaming platforms you can do that, you know. Soviet's behavior in the livestream chat is unacceptable, but there is no defending the way you responded to him elsewhere.
Regardless, this entire drama is an extreme overreaction on your part and most of your argument here is either lame excuses or straight up trash-talking. You really need to log out and take a break from this forum, because Soviet is right, virtually no one here likes you and this stuff is precisely why. You're annoying, childish, and overreact to everything.
/nosupport
