IT'S FREEDOM DAY, forgetERS! I AM GOING TO INHALE ALL OF THE CHEESEBURGERS, ALL OF THE HOTDOGS, AND I AM GOING TO IGNITE ALL THE FIREWORKS.
I AM GOING TO SING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM, "PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN" AND ALSO PLAY LOTS OF HALO ON MY AMERICAN BOX ONE.
244 YEARS AGO TODAY, SOME TEA DRINKING YELLOW TEETH BASTARDS TOLD US EVERYTHING WAS GETTING TAXED AND WE SAID:
WE ALSO DECIDED THE OCEAN WOULD TASTE BETTER IF IT WAS FLAVORED WITH TEA, TONS OF IT.
Imagine living in this stuffty dump, lmfao:
They don't even have enough freedom to make fun of a long since defeated enemy. "Oy mate you got a loicense for that national socialist pug" 'forget OUTTA HERE!