on this zombie server, we were starting to rebuild stuff, and this admin encased me in a block, and asked me if i wanted to be his pet. Jokingly, i dressed up as a zombie pirate noob (green skin, pirate face and hat, noob clothes (red arms, blue pants, white shirt)) and said "arrr, zombeh pirate noob no like pets," and 10 seconds later I got banned for the reason "noob"