The White House Hunger Games: ThErE aRe No EpStEiN fILeS

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 huh

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[carolcat]

i hope it rains on saturday in dc

[cooolguy32]

All this stuff feels like its something out of a cartoon LMAO

[Ladios]

So lots been going on.
They're opening literally concentration camps in florida.
Ice is deleting records of people legally in the US
A sitting US congresswoman is being charged for impeding federal officers because she wanted to inspect an ICE detention facility, which is in her duties as a member of congress
The BBB passes congress and is signed into law
Short list on it's effects:

• Largest ever tax break to billionaires, and anyone making over $1million per year, made permanent
• No tax on tips and middle/lower income tax breaks extended for 2 years to expire in 2027 after the midterms (so they can blame the newly elected democrats)
• Increasing funding for ICE by 2000% making it the third largest funded armed force in the world behind the US and Chinese militaries
• Banning of state's ability to regulate AI
• Cancelling funding for renewable energy
• Shutting down student loan repayment plans meaning anyone on SAVE or other repayment plans will now be paying more
• Capping student loan rates meaning that tuition for studying in longer programs such as grad schools and doctorates is blocked, meaning no more doctors
• But that's ok because funding for rural hospitals is also cut so we don't need more doctors anyways
• And tens of millions of americans will be kicked off of SNAP and Medicare (which many americans are now learning they are on Medicare which goes by different names in each state)
• Adds $3.4 Trillion to the budget deficit, the largest ever expansion of our deficit cap, sponsored of course by the "party of fiscal responsibility"
• Selling off goverment land and national parks to oil companies
• And much much more!

And as fun as that all is, that is not actually what brings me to posting today.

Remember how obessed MAGA was about the Epstein Files?
After all, such prominent figures as Prince Andrew and Bill Clinton were on it

Remember how Annoying Orange ran on the promise he would release the Epstein Client List?

Remember how much MAGA cheered when new Attorney General, Pam Bondi, announced she would be releasing the Epstein Files?
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/ag-pam-bondi-says-some-epstein-files-coming-thursday-its-pretty-sick
And I am not embedding the link there because that is Fox itself.

Remember when Bondi said She has the files on her desk, including flight logs and address books so we can see exactly who went to this sicko's island?

Lol nevermind.


According to the Department of Justice, and the FBI, there actually is no list of who was involved.
This comes after Musk posted on twitter that Annoying Orange was on the list.
Something we of course all knew after the files leaked some time last year.

His tune began to change back in April, though, when he said he would release the MLK and JFK files, but that the Epstein list wasn't really as important and probably would not be released.

But now he doesn't have anything to worry about it since the files that his AG said were on her desk have somehow never existed.
When pressed in by the news he snaps back at reporters that this is all old news and he doesn't care about the "creep", and people shouldn't be bothering him with it.

[carolcat]

are we great again yet

[mod-man]

But now he doesn't have anything to worry about it since the files that his AG said were on her desk have somehow never existed.

i am thoroughly enjoying the push back they're getting for this stuff and i will be sad to see the publics attention start to fade again

[ultimamax]

Annoying Orange was supposed to be their white hat child enthusiast but he didnt pull through 

[Metalliku]

not to get too political or anything but i feel like i deserve to know who's posting those reddit-tier ai-generated memes on the white house twitter account so i can personally give them a wedgie in front of a million people while they cry for their life

[bloody jumper]

not to get too political or anything but i feel like i deserve to know who's posting those reddit-tier ai-generated memes on the white house twitter account so i can personally give them a wedgie in front of a million people while they cry for their life

that stuff makes me genuinely embarrassed to be an american

[Ladios]

So, Minor updates:
Elon is starting his own political party, The America Party, which is rich coming from a South African immigrant who violated the terms of his scholastic visa. Who is behind him on this? All the other billionaire tech bros who are annoyed at Annoying Orange tanking the economy. Probably those weird Elon cultists as well.

And Annoying Orange, as expected, is continuing to crash out about the Epstein Files, after having already declared "nobody cares".
His new take is that the Epstein files were actually created by Obama, Biden, and Hillary Clinton, in an elaborate scheme to besmirch his integrity.
This ignores of course the fact that the files were collected by Annoying Orange's DOJ during Epstein's second arrest and subsequent "Self Delete" in Annoying Orange's first term.


07/15
Congressman Ro Khanna, who is officially Sick of This stuff^tm, has put forth a vote on the house floor that would force the DOJ to release whatever findings on Epstein they have.
Whether or not the Annoying Orange admin actually follows the congressional ruling isn't as important as that fact that republicans would have to go on record saying they don't want to release the files.
House Republicans this morning have blocked the vote. meaning it wont move to the floor and the 220 Republicans won't have to put their opinion on record for the voters to know whether or not they think we deserve to know who is on that list.

[Ladios]

Howdy ya'll,
So lots going on as per Usual.

Annoying Orange been working overtime with rediculous EO's and threats to various high profile figures in order to divert news headlines, including threatening to cut funding to Kansas City Commanders unless they change their name back to The Cheifs, theatening to revoke Rosie O'Donnell's citizenship cause she made fun of him back in the 90s, and demaning that they add Sugar back into Cocacola, (in exchange for letting them use prison labor in making their products.

Meanwhile, Tech-billionaires Peter Theil and Curtis Yarvin have been pushing their boy JD Vance to use the Epstein scandal take over the presidency.

JD Vance without approval from Annoying Orange flew out to meet Rupert Murdoch, owner of the Wall Street Journal. Their meeting was kept a secret but the day afterwards, the WSJ published birthday cards that Annoying Orange had written to Epstein, with many allusions to their secret rendezvous.

Well that's weird.
So how is the progress going, by the way?

Well, on Annoying Orange's orders, Kash Patel ordered 1000 of his FBI agents to spend several weeks combing through the Epstein files for every possible mention of Annoying Orange's name.

Ok well does that mean we are going to be actually seeing those files any time soon?

Lol nah, House Speaker, and certified little bitch, Mike Johnson has decided that in order to avoid a vote on releasing the Epstein files, they are just going to shut down Congress until September, meaning they are all taking a prolonged paid vacation in order to avoid doing their jobs, and to protect child enthusiasts.

"But there are democrats in those files too!" Ok, fine, arrest them too. I am totally fine giving up the Clintons.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[Ladios]

Minor Detour,
I dunno how many of you are keeping up on the Rockland County lawsuit over the 2024 election.
Well essentially, what the data found as they are collecting evidence following several voting pricincts that went 95% for the democrat senate candidate but 0 votes for Harris somehow, is that prior to the election there was an update pushed through the ES&S voter machines and ProV&V testing services that was marked low-priority and not needing review. This Update modified the verification system used by the voting machines and given their use of the Starlink internet services for running the voting pricincts, there is more than enough reason to suspect that the actual results of the votes were tampered with, especially when forensic brown townysis reveals how extremely unlikely it is for whole municipalities to go 95% democrat in down ballot races but 0 votes cast for the presidential candidate.
The Board of Elections has been dragging their feet on allowing for a full recount, but has until September 22nd to respond to the discovery requests put forth by Smart Elections, the group heading the lawsuit.
(Note that this lawsuit wasnt even directed at proving Kamala won, but was actually lodged on behalf of a local third-party candidate who also recieved no votes despite having sworn testimonies by multiple locals with proof they cast their ballots for that third party candidate.)

Anyways, things are getting very weird as an ex-CIA agent in charge of investigating the human trafficking efforts of Epstein, Clinton, and Annoying Orange, over the course of his investigations, had uncovered an National Security Agency audit of the 2024 results and found that Harris/Walz won overwhelmingly, but a Annoying Orange with the backing of numerous democrats, republicans, and international crime agencies, had worked to alter the results.

[Rigel]

Election Fraud Part Two: Electric Boogaloo

Think we're gonna have dems storming the white house this time? You think instead of dressing up as nords, they'll dress up as zulus? Or no, Aztecs are more likely.

[Ladios]

Lol nah, Chuck Schumer will write a strongly worded letter and then anyone left of center will be chastised if we raise a fuss about it, or else people will be too consumed with infighting over deciding whether they want to throw Black people or Trans people under the bus first in order to sway the mythical moderate republicans if we ever actually got around to deposing Annoying Orange.

[bloody jumper]

we're so forgeted lol