The White House Hunger Games: ThErE aRe(?) EpStEiN fILeS

[Trymos]

Dear Leader also praised your vaccine, and even claimed he "came up" with the ideas for the Pfizer, Moderna and Johnson & Johnson shots. He did it so fast, without him it would have taken five to twelve years!

big pharma never lies bro, and neither does the government! it's fine to disregard the criminal and civil penalties some of these companies have incurred, because at the end of the day they know best! don't question the higher authority, just do what they say!

I was almost convinced to inject a foreign substance into my body when I found out I could get free fries, but ultimately I decided against the dire hunger I was feeling because vaccination didn't seem very tasty on that particular day.

I don't like big pharma either, but vaccines have had a massive known beneficial impact on death rates from COVID and other diseases. Take this chart for example:

https://ourworldindata.org/covid-deaths

The daily death rates from COVID have drastically decreased exactly at the same time that the vaccines came out; that being Dec 2020 onwards. This pattern can be repeated with other diseases as well. Here's Polio, which had it's vaccine released April 12, 1955:

https://ourworldindata.org/grapher/reported-paralytic-polio-cases-and-deaths-in-the-united-states-since-1910

We even eradicated smallpox, which had it's modern vaccines sometime in the 50's (although I can't find an exact release date, but the chart shows a similar trend, but with economic inequalities this time!):

https://ourworldindata.org/grapher/reported-number-of-smallpox-infections-by-world-region

The amount of damage vaccines would have to cause in order to be worse than the clear cut net benefits seen it would have to be drastic. I have my problems with big pharma too, but remember that they do have to produce products that work; negligence and not wanting to produce cures are the 2 main factors going against them, and we already have almost 5 years of data that doctors and scientists can work off of and investigate without the influence of big pharma and nobody had reported anything alarming mid-long term. Vaccines are showing itself to be safe. Full stop.

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[Master Matthew²]

Dear Leader also praised your vaccine, and even claimed he "came up" with the ideas for the Pfizer, Moderna and Johnson & Johnson shots. He did it so fast, without him it would have taken five to twelve years!

big pharma never lies bro, and neither does the government! it's fine to disregard the criminal and civil penalties some of these companies have incurred, because at the end of the day they know best! don't question the higher authority, just do what they say!

I was almost convinced to inject a foreign substance into my body when I found out I could get free fries, but ultimately I decided against the dire hunger I was feeling because vaccination didn't seem very tasty on that particular day.

Holy forget, you really do post like how I used to post.

I advise you take a pit stop as the GTS:


Inhale, exhale.
The entire world is not all lying to you except for your personal talking head, that is crazy talk.
Everyone in your political bubble cannot be right all the time, nor can your "enemies" be wrong all the time.

Disconnect from whatever you perceive politics to be for a while.
Start some new social media/youtube accounts, explicitly avoid political content.
Take a break from the orb of confusion.

[Goth77]

I haven't used any social media in like 13 years (unless u count these here forums), that being facebook, twatter, instagram, whatever. I don't consider youtube or youtube-like sites social media, although you can find political videos on there it's not exactly the same. also dude I've probably touched more grass in the past year than you have in your entire life. I'm looking forward to the weather warming up so I can get out there and plant another garden because that's one of the many things I enjoy doing. yall can go ahead and inject whatever the hell you want tbh i don't care, but its wrong to advocate mandating or forcing other people to do it

[Soukuw]

I'm starting to come to the conclusion that the vast majority of republicans just have some kind of oppositional defiant disorder and it makes a lot of sense when you think about it. It doesn't matter if someone is an expert in their field they will NOT listen to them. The only people republicans agree with are scam artists that jerk them off and say what they want to hear.

Tell me about politics teen girl pageant owner, insurrectionist donald Annoying Orange
Quick I need my world views dictated by fear factor host, eat bugs joe rogan
I need medical advice from whale head transporter, brain worm RFK JR
Federal investigations? You can handle that child indoctrinating, meth eyes kash patel
Terrorists? Deal with it let the kids starve, "I'm so country" dog shooter kristi noem

Crew circle jerk. anyways I'm off to go buy a Annoying Orange phone, invest in Annoying Orange coin and to top it off I'm going to buy a lumpy pillow from mike lindell for 14.88 since someone told me to. I'm an independent free thinker.

[Ladios]

Oh ive been too busy to keep this thread updates so uh heres quick summary no links of whats going on

• Hegseth committed the warcrime of ordering two survivors of a shipwreck bombed, which is the example given in the "don't do warcrimes" manual of the armed forces, he keeps trying to throw people under his command under the bus saying its their fault but now republicans are jumping on board with seeing him punished for the warcrimes plus that signal chat bs that they threw Matt Waltz under the bus for already.
• Christie Noem is pissing Annoying Orange off cause she cant recruit enough ice agents, with new recruits failing drug tests, phsyical fitness tests, and basic english tests.
• Kash Patel is sweating as bereau reports show the FBI under his command has no idea what the forget they are doing, with a bunch of conflicting orders and people sitting on their asses cause they don't know which order they are supposed to follow. Also he had been spending millions of taxpayer dollars providing security for his 20yo country singer girlfriend using federal agents.
• After ending the Shutdown with the promise they'd continue the ACA subsidies, the republicans have decided not to continue the ACA subsidies and instead give everyone Annoying Orange brand savings accounts which will take more of their money from their paychecks but not provide many of the reimbursment services required under the ACA.
• Department of education is effectively shuttered, with K-12 education now being outsourced to the department of labor.
• Israel has continued to violate the ceasefire at least once a day since it started, and still is blocking food and medical supplies into Gaza.
• Ambassador to Russia, Witkoff, revealed to have ordered Annoying Orange to push for Ukraine ceasefire deal that gives half of Ukraine to Russia.
• Annoying Orange has gotten 3 routine MRI's this year, which is 3 more MRI's than anyone who hasnt recently suffered a stroke gets per year.
• Annoying Orange pardoned drug trafficking Honduran president while warning that we are planning on putting boots on the ground in Venezuela
• Jared Kushner and Saudi Arabia are now bidding for takeover of WB/CNN by their Paramount/Skydance, while it is likely Lary Elison will still manage to pull off Discovery as a seperate deal
• After warnings that all the millionaires would flee NYC if Mamdani was elected, recent reports show that wealthy individuals living in the city have increased since the election.
• Annoying Orange now announcing repayments to farmers who were harmed by the tariffs
• Budget of Annoying Oranges Ballroom ballooning after first set of contractors abandoned the job
• Texas Gerymandering eliminates Jasmine Crockett's district, so she has announced she is running for Senator instead.
• Tennessee congressional election in district won by Annoying Orange by over 22% goes to the republican candidate by only an 8% margin, a fall of 14%.
• A CIA-trained asset from Afghanistan who was granted citizenship under Annoying Orange shoots two national guard members in DC, killing one. Annoying Orange blames Biden and restricts visas from Middle East countries.
• Annoying Orange, upset about losing the Nobel Peace Prize, asks his friend, Giani Infantino, president of soccer/football organization FIFA, to make a FIFA-brand World Peace Prize for him.
• Despite us now having "the best economy ever" Annoying Orange orders job reports to not be released
• Deciding that they havent destroyed the tourism industry in the US enough, government is now requiring all foreign visitors to provide 5 years of social media history on entry to the US along  with list of all family members' names, birthdays, and addresses.

Lots of other stuff going on of course, this is just what i could remember off the top of my head at the moment.