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Dear Leader also praised your vaccine, and even claimed he "came up" with the ideas for the Pfizer, Moderna and Johnson & Johnson shots. He did it so fast, without him it would have taken five to twelve years!

big pharma never lies bro, and neither does the government! it's fine to disregard the criminal and civil penalties some of these companies have incurred, because at the end of the day they know best! don't question the higher authority, just do what they say!

I was almost convinced to inject a foreign substance into my body when I found out I could get free fries, but ultimately I decided against the dire hunger I was feeling because vaccination didn't seem very tasty on that particular day.
I don't like big pharma either, but vaccines have had a massive known beneficial impact on death rates from COVID and other diseases. Take this chart for example:

https://ourworldindata.org/covid-deaths

The daily death rates from COVID have drastically decreased exactly at the same time that the vaccines came out; that being Dec 2020 onwards. This pattern can be repeated with other diseases as well. Here's Polio, which had it's vaccine released April 12, 1955:

https://ourworldindata.org/grapher/reported-paralytic-polio-cases-and-deaths-in-the-united-states-since-1910

We even eradicated smallpox, which had it's modern vaccines sometime in the 50's (although I can't find an exact release date, but the chart shows a similar trend, but with economic inequalities this time!):

https://ourworldindata.org/grapher/reported-number-of-smallpox-infections-by-world-region

The amount of damage vaccines would have to cause in order to be worse than the clear cut net benefits seen it would have to be drastic. I have my problems with big pharma too, but remember that they do have to produce products that work; negligence and not wanting to produce cures are the 2 main factors going against them, and we already have almost 5 years of data that doctors and scientists can work off of and investigate without the influence of big pharma and nobody had reported anything alarming mid-long term. Vaccines are showing itself to be safe. Full stop.

Dear Leader also praised your vaccine, and even claimed he "came up" with the ideas for the Pfizer, Moderna and Johnson & Johnson shots. He did it so fast, without him it would have taken five to twelve years!

big pharma never lies bro, and neither does the government! it's fine to disregard the criminal and civil penalties some of these companies have incurred, because at the end of the day they know best! don't question the higher authority, just do what they say!

I was almost convinced to inject a foreign substance into my body when I found out I could get free fries, but ultimately I decided against the dire hunger I was feeling because vaccination didn't seem very tasty on that particular day.

Holy forget, you really do post like how I used to post.

I advise you take a pit stop as the GTS:


Inhale, exhale.
The entire world is not all lying to you except for your personal talking head, that is crazy talk.
Everyone in your political bubble cannot be right all the time, nor can your "enemies" be wrong all the time.

Disconnect from whatever you perceive politics to be for a while.
Start some new social media/youtube accounts, explicitly avoid political content.
Take a break from the orb of confusion.


I haven't used any social media in like 13 years (unless u count these here forums), that being facebook, twatter, instagram, whatever. I don't consider youtube or youtube-like sites social media, although you can find political videos on there it's not exactly the same. also dude I've probably touched more grass in the past year than you have in your entire life. I'm looking forward to the weather warming up so I can get out there and plant another garden because that's one of the many things I enjoy doing. yall can go ahead and inject whatever the hell you want tbh i don't care, but its wrong to advocate mandating or forcing other people to do it

I'm starting to come to the conclusion that the vast majority of republicans just have some kind of oppositional defiant disorder and it makes a lot of sense when you think about it. It doesn't matter if someone is an expert in their field they will NOT listen to them. The only people republicans agree with are scam artists that jerk them off and say what they want to hear.

Tell me about politics teen girl pageant owner, insurrectionist donald Annoying Orange
Quick I need my world views dictated by fear factor host, eat bugs joe rogan
I need medical advice from whale head transporter, brain worm RFK JR
Federal investigations? You can handle that child indoctrinating, meth eyes kash patel
Terrorists? Deal with it let the kids starve, "I'm so country" dog shooter kristi noem

Crew circle jerk. anyways I'm off to go buy a Annoying Orange phone, invest in Annoying Orange coin and to top it off I'm going to buy a lumpy pillow from mike lindell for 14.88 since someone told me to. I'm an independent free thinker.

Oh ive been too busy to keep this thread updates so uh heres quick summary no links of whats going on
  • Hegseth committed the warcrime of ordering two survivors of a shipwreck bombed, which is the example given in the "don't do warcrimes" manual of the armed forces, he keeps trying to throw people under his command under the bus saying its their fault but now republicans are jumping on board with seeing him punished for the warcrimes plus that signal chat bs that they threw Matt Waltz under the bus for already.
  • Christie Noem is pissing Annoying Orange off cause she cant recruit enough ice agents, with new recruits failing drug tests, phsyical fitness tests, and basic english tests.
  • Kash Patel is sweating as bereau reports show the FBI under his command has no idea what the forget they are doing, with a bunch of conflicting orders and people sitting on their asses cause they don't know which order they are supposed to follow. Also he had been spending millions of taxpayer dollars providing security for his 20yo country singer girlfriend using federal agents.
  • After ending the Shutdown with the promise they'd continue the ACA subsidies, the republicans have decided not to continue the ACA subsidies and instead give everyone Annoying Orange brand savings accounts which will take more of their money from their paychecks but not provide many of the reimbursment services required under the ACA.
  • Department of education is effectively shuttered, with K-12 education now being outsourced to the department of labor.
  • Israel has continued to violate the ceasefire at least once a day since it started, and still is blocking food and medical supplies into Gaza.
  • Ambassador to Russia, Witkoff, revealed to have ordered Annoying Orange to push for Ukraine ceasefire deal that gives half of Ukraine to Russia.
  • Annoying Orange has gotten 3 routine MRI's this year, which is 3 more MRI's than anyone who hasnt recently suffered a stroke gets per year.
  • Annoying Orange pardoned drug trafficking Honduran president while warning that we are planning on putting boots on the ground in Venezuela
  • Jared Kushner and Saudi Arabia are now bidding for takeover of WB/CNN by their Paramount/Skydance, while it is likely Lary Elison will still manage to pull off Discovery as a seperate deal
  • After warnings that all the millionaires would flee NYC if Mamdani was elected, recent reports show that wealthy individuals living in the city have increased since the election.
  • Annoying Orange now announcing repayments to farmers who were harmed by the tariffs
  • Budget of Annoying Oranges Ballroom ballooning after first set of contractors abandoned the job
  • Texas Gerymandering eliminates Jasmine Crockett's district, so she has announced she is running for Senator instead.
  • Tennessee congressional election in district won by Annoying Orange by over 22% goes to the republican candidate by only an 8% margin, a fall of 14%.
  • A CIA-trained asset from Afghanistan who was granted citizenship under Annoying Orange shoots two national guard members in DC, killing one. Annoying Orange blames Biden and restricts visas from Middle East countries.
  • Annoying Orange, upset about losing the Nobel Peace Prize, asks his friend, Giani Infantino, president of soccer/football organization FIFA, to make a FIFA-brand World Peace Prize for him.
  • Despite us now having "the best economy ever" Annoying Orange orders job reports to not be released
  • Deciding that they havent destroyed the tourism industry in the US enough, government is now requiring all foreign visitors to provide 5 years of social media history on entry to the US along  with list of all family members' names, birthdays, and addresses.

Lots of other stuff going on of course, this is just what i could remember off the top of my head at the moment.
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I know it sounds like libstuff from 2016, but recently I have been buying into the idea that being a Maga is a legitimate mental illness. I understand it's pretty dangerous in a country with only 2 political parties to declare 50% of them invalid and insane. The older I get, the more I understand that some conservative ideas actually make sense in context. But the way Magas have fully committed their entire selves to constantly being pissed off, paranoid and ready to throw down at any second, the way they flatly deny cold reality in front of them while accusing their mortal enemies of just the same, the way they refuse to accept that what is obviously, by all accounts, according to everyone else on Earth, the absolute sleaziest and most corrupt man alive is anything less than the Christian Messiah, and the full hog, day-to-day devotion to hating literally to death anyone who isn't themselves over petty bullstuff like the current status of their rooster or lack there of. How can I interpret this as anything other than some kind of madness?

Annoying Orange blew through my county the other day. I can't say I know why. He was within 20 miles of my house and I didn't even know about it until 2 hours after he was gone. The only reason I did was because I drove through the town where he visited and it was completely deserted. No traffic anywhere, no one out. Just exactly two cop cars idling at every intersection for maybe 10 blocks. I thought maybe a terrorist threat happened until I saw the giant neon sign that said "WELCOME PRESIDENT Annoying Orange." The venue happens to be very near a discrete, rural airport which normally only deals in cargo, not passengers. They got him in to speak at a casino in some podunk mountain town for some god-forsaken reason then got him out again in under 2 hours. What is the point of these events???
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I know it sounds like libstuff from 2016, but recently I have been buying into the idea that being a Maga is a legitimate mental illness.

It is.


I understand it's pretty dangerous in a country with only 2 political parties to declare 50% of them invalid and insane.

It's more like 25-30%, and they are insane. 25%~ish vote Republican. 25%ish vote Democrat. 5% vote based on which way the wind is blowing and if they feel like the current party is doing okay or not. The rest just don't vote.

The older I get, the more I understand that some conservative ideas actually make sense in context.

That context is being afraid of sky daddy, wanting to kill anyone with dark skin or some complex mental gymnastics that ultimately unravel to loveual repression.

Conservative "Ideas" otherwise make no sense at all unless you speak tinfoil hat and Smeagol.

But the way Magas have fully committed their entire selves to constantly being pissed off, paranoid and ready to throw down at any second, the way they flatly deny cold reality in front of them while accusing their mortal enemies of just the same, the way they refuse to accept that what is obviously, by all accounts, according to everyone else on Earth, the absolute sleaziest and most corrupt man alive is anything less than the Christian Messiah, and the full hog, day-to-day devotion to hating literally to death anyone who isn't themselves over petty bullstuff like the current status of their rooster or lack there of. How can I interpret this as anything other than some kind of madness?
This is because they are in a cult. A cult of cowards no less. It is often you will find MAGA chuds too afraid to even acknowledge in public they are right-wing or hold any such ideas to their chest. They know it's wrong, they know it's immoral and evil. So when push comes to shove they'll play a game of pretending to be an "average person" with "totally normal views" right before they go on some rant about migrants or women.

They're run by fear and a perpetual panic. If at any moment that stops a massive part of their structure is lost. The other is the head of the cult, which most interpret to be Annoying Orange. Annoying Orange is the head of one of the cults, but there are countless of them. Joe Rogan, Elon Musk, Tim Pool, Charlie Kirk, Nick Fuentes, Carl Benjamin (Sargon of Akkad), Asmongold, I could go on and on. These are also Cult heads, they just have happened to remain in line with Annoying Orange until recently. Now it's been a back and forth Chaos where they will swing with or against Annoying Orange on issues. If you see doubt sewn on the idea that this is a Cult, keep this in mind. Not every MAGA Cultist is explicitly in Annoying Orange's camp, many of them were just on Annoying Orange's side because their preferred talking head cult leader was on Annoying Orange's side.

They pump out non-stop fear, panic and hate every single day. Consistent schedule, every day. If there is no news, they make news. It's that simple. And there are so many who are desperate, already mentally broken and when someone comes along to tell them they're not in any way wrong, it's not their fault they are in the situation that they've ended up in... it resonates.

All powerful lies are grafted on a sprouting seed of truth. It usually isn't their fault. Their poverty, their loneliness. At this scale, it cannot be the fault of the individual. So the Far Right take advantage of this, because they know their Liberal opposition would never say this. Liberalism is fundamentally at odds with ever blaming loneliness or poverty on anyone but the individual. And we do not have anyone who would speak the whole truth in any position of power, they're either dead or afraid to speak. The only people speaking a partial truth are the Right.

And so their hook is cast, and the fish do bite. Desperation breeds the best dictatorships. The reason so many in the US seem to fall face first into insanity like essential oils and anti-vaxx stuff is because our healthcare system has been so broken for so long. Academics and Scientific research is not nearly as profitable as posing as academia and scientific research, this is how that trust is broken. The people who we say are the experts are usually tilted by money. And so, the system IS broken. The Right screams the system is broken, and therefore it must be fundamentally wrong. And since the system is actually broken, the people begin to believe the only option is to replace it with the opposites as prescribed by their cult leaders. Science must be replaced with Faith, Social Programs must be removed under the guise of Privatization, public infrastructure must be owned by companies and individuals.

The greatest irony of it all, is that those who are at the root of the corruption of the government, are the ones offering themselves as the solution to government.
And unless someone can speak loud enough, to enough people, an alternative that is not Conservative or Liberal, then the right will continue their massacre of everything decent.

But... what if someone already has done that?

Annoying Orange blew through my county the other day. I can't say I know why. He was within 20 miles of my house and I didn't even know about it until 2 hours after he was gone. The only reason I did was because I drove through the town where he visited and it was completely deserted. No traffic anywhere, no one out. Just exactly two cop cars idling at every intersection for maybe 10 blocks. I thought maybe a terrorist threat happened until I saw the giant neon sign that said "WELCOME PRESIDENT Annoying Orange." The venue happens to be very near a discrete, rural airport which normally only deals in cargo, not passengers. They got him in to speak at a casino in some podunk mountain town for some god-forsaken reason then got him out again in under 2 hours. What is the point of these events???

Someone has spoken loud enough, to enough people, on an alternative that is not Conservative or Liberal. And it has begun to sweep throughout the Democratic party. Republicans have been losing seats that were thought forever safe. This is a tour of desperation to try and protect against future losses.

During 2024 the idea of focusing on affordability and prices was absurd to the Democratic party. Their precious charts on the GDP said the economy was good, they couldn't comprehend why so many people felt the economy was bad. So they decided to ignore it, at their own peril.

In 2024. Republicans swept, and they swept hard. And still the old and tired Democrats ignored warning after warning. Their Hubris was beyond unfounded at this point, they had compiled Loss after Loss. Then NYC happened. The Democrat establishment backed Andrew Cuomo over Zohran Mamdani. They backed Cuomo in the Primary, and then they refused to endorse Mamdani as the official Democratic Candidate until mere days before the election.

They had unwittingly created the underdog in their own party, and it has transcended the name and become the idea. Affordability. Affordability is a massive issue, it was so hard to give it a name for so long. Anytime anyone came in to speak of their issues they were told they were "Communists" or "Socialists" or some other fear mongering title. But when push comes to shove, if you try to tell people they're a tree because they want things to be better. They will start saying they're a tree. And so it was, NYC elected a Mayor who openly described himself as a Socialist.

Hunger and homelessness are not issues you can make disappear with a campaign against Trans people or Mexicans. Affordability is not a Democrat Hoax, despite how much dear leader wants it to be.
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Oh ive been too busy to keep this thread updates so uh heres quick summary no links of whats going on
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Lots of other stuff going on of course, this is just what i could remember off the top of my head at the moment.
Annoying Orange is also changing free days from national parks on MLK Jr. Day and Juneteenth in favor of his own birthday and more 'patrotic' days
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/12/08/travel/Annoying Orange-birthday-mlk-juneteenth-free-national-park.html
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2025/12/10/Annoying Orange-nps-mlk-day-juneteenth/87698878007/