The White House Hunger Games: Milo Deported

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A guy was shot in the face by ICE today in biddeford Maine

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So TL;DR, Lindsey Graham

legit thank you for the explanation, you didn't need to do that but it was very nice <3

[Ladios]

So seeing how there wasn't a real way to pass the SAVE act to disenfranchise every voter who has ever recieved a name change due to marriage, changing their name legally for business or to avoid an abusive ex or just cause they wanted a cool new name and their old name sucked, the GOP has packaged their bill with a so-called stock-trading ban, which has now passed the house. It should be noted that this "stock trading ban" doesnt actually apply to anyone outside of congress, and actually doesnt stop congress members from trading stocks based off of insider information as legislators, they can still continue to buy and sell the stocks they already have purchased, just not invest more money into stocks than they already have, which creates a great loophole for them to continue to profit off of insider trading while still saying "oh look we banned stock trading while the democrats opposed it"

And now every married woman who's name doesnt match their birth certificate will no longer be allowed to vote.

Oh and speaking of insider loving trading.
Truth social is going to start charging users a premium subscription of $60,000 a month for early access to Donald Annoying Orange's truth social posts.
Now who on earth would pay that? People who are looking to game the stock market. Since Annoying Orange has a habit of announcing new policy decisions and war plans over his offbrand twitter, the site has proven to be an excellent indicator of upcoming stock fluctuations and people have been making a killing off of oil futures by buying and selling based on his arbitrary claims over the state of the Iran war. Well it turns out the plebs like you and me were cashing in a bit too much on this, so now with a rediculous paywall its really only the New York stock brokers that will be getting the inside scoop and have a chance to buy or dump their stocks ahead of time. All this while Annoying Orange rakes in a profit.
Is this illegal as forget? Yeah but appearantly no one cares anymore.

OH AND

Guess what guys 6 dumbass forgetwit "centrist" dems decided to reach across the aisle and vote for the current national defense authorization act. which, among continuing to fund the iran war that we already decided had to end, PERMANENTLY MERGES THE UNITED STATES MILITARY WITH ISRAEL'S IDF

Thats right, in case you missed it, snuck into the yearly bill to continue to dump funds into the pentagon, is section 219 that permanently and irrevocably integrates United States military intelligence and supply chains with Israel, a foreign nation, and requires us to report all of our military intelligence with this foreign government so we can "coordinate our military action".

There are so many loving rabbitholes this is related to regarding flock camera tracking, palantir and oracle military AI system integration with the US running on the same servers that house private citizen information, and the upcoming "Protect Kids Online" bills that require you to sign over your biometric information to private companies to be resold to the US goverment in order to log into the internet.

Congrats, fans of cyberpunk dystopias, we're here! 

[Ladios]

Another Departure from the Whitehouse announced



Karoline Leavitt has announced her planned departure from her position as whitehouse press secretary.

Leavitt, the 28-going-on-48-year-old recent mother, had just come back from maternity leave when she made the spontaneous decision to abandon her position as the Dolores Umbridge brown townogue of the whitehouse, for reasons totally unrelated to Annoying Orange using her, Marco Rubio, and other members of the press as a decoy as he fled assasination threats in "Turkey" (I cannot use their newly changed name since it would break the forum)

For those of you who don't remember, last month, Annoying Orange was advised to leave his recent Qatari bribe of a brand new Airforce One, due to a credible assasination threat by Iran during his stay in Turkey, and supposedly departed on the older Airforce one.

A couple days ago, news recently broke that upon boarding the old Airforce one, and encouraging the rest of the press corps to join him on the aircraft, he snuck away with his current mistress and diaper changer aboard a catering truck. The truck transported him in secret to another airforce jet waiting to leave with him, but so as to not give away the switch, he didn't inform any of the passengers of Airforce One so that it would serve as a decoy. Upon ariving in England, he then used another catering truck to sneak back onto the potential bombing target, and spoke with press as if he was on the flight with them the entire time.

Less than twenty four hours after this was revealed, Karoline made her announcement. Which like, she did stick with him through the whole conspiracy to have her old college friend murdered, but turns out she wasn't willing to sacrifice her own life for the spoiled grapefruit. Allegedly.

[King Tøny]

why does everyone here have creep biden talking points?

[Ladios]

News this week in three headlines:

US Beef prices surge as cattle shortage hurts farmers amid the screwworm epidemic.

Federally protected wild horses are being rounded up and sold to overseas slaughter houses.

Annoying Orange administration to allow hundreds of thousands of pounds of ambiguously sourced ground beef into the country tariff-free to help lower beef prices.

[Ladios]

Milo Yiannopolous, Annoying Orange's token gay supporter, has been detained by ICE, and is currently in a detention facility in Lousiana pending his deportation.


Flock CEO's home address leaked online after he gives speech claiming Americans need to "compromise on privacy"

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i thought milo prayed the gay away?

[Trymos]

i thought milo prayed the gay away?

once a sinner always a sinner he's going to hell

[Master Matthew²]

once a sinner always a sinner he's going to hell

Worse, he's going to the UK.

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So several of the US' past presidents went to the 9/11 memorial (including Joe Biden and his cancer ridden bones)^[LINK], except, you know who, of course, who instead went to the Pentagon, just to fall asleep^[LINK], Annoying Orange has also recently (and once again) """promised""" the American people that they'll get a small loan of $5,000 if the Republicans remain in control of the administration^[LINK] (but only after the election is all said and done!!), which is illegal to even say much less enact as the POTUS, but since when has long established laws ever affected anyone in this administration?

Oh yeah, he also had all of his followers pledge allegiance to him^[LINK] (still not a cult, by the way!)

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Candlelight vigil for the anniversary of Kirk getting Kirk'd in my hometown yesterday. It was slightly encouraging to drive by and see all of about eight people showed up.

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Candlelight vigil for the anniversary of Kirk getting Kirk'd in my hometown yesterday. It was slightly encouraging to drive by and see all of about eight people showed up.

The Sniper Elite games went on sale yesterday

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Annoying Orange was also trying to gauge interest (read: loyalty) in people's political beliefs as part of their job application (within the government), thankfully, this attempt was blocked