Wal-Mart Greeter

[Illidan]

Opener: Hi
Closer: Bye

[Ad Bot]

[Mr_Grinch14]

:D easy one

[FF Ryan]

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Opener: Go
Closer: Die

[DrMobius]

Opener:Want to have love?
Closer:Why not?

[Carzo]

For being an opener I would stare at them with a smile as they enter.

For being a closer I would stare at them angrily as they leave, but if they turn around I would quickly smile and wave.

[Doorman]

Opener: Welcome new customer. (Staff then surrounds the customer and put something in his/her brain)

Closer: (none for there is no reason to leave)

[Bisjac]

Just cry. thats all i would do.

most people wouldn't even wonder why

[SpacePirate]

Welcome to Wal-Mart; get your stuff and get out! (pleasantly) Have a nice day!

Bonus points to whoever knows where that's from.

Jeff dunham.

Aye. :D

Man: Jeff dunham
puppet: Buba J
Opener: I had my birthday party here.
Closer: Only because it was easier to return the gifts.

[Junior]

Nope, Walter.

[SpacePirate]

Nope Buba J. Stop at 6:32 then play it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iMd8Pm-2EE

[Junior]

He is referring to an earlier show with Walter.

[-Jetz-]

Opener: Welcome to Wal-Mart, please take your time looking around.
Closer: I could have sworn I saw you come in here a few hours ago. You seriously need to loving shop more quickly. Were you having love in the dressing room or something? I'm not joking, if you were worth caring about your family would be worried sick about you.

[WhoDa?]

Welcome to Wal-Mart! I hope you bring alot of moneys!


Good buy! I hope you leaved all your monies thar. COME AGAIN! :3

[reaper]

Welcome to Wal  Mart get your stuff and get out

[Liquid Snake]

I was a Walmart greeter.  I usually didn't do stuff but sometimes I'd greet them normally or say, "Welcome to Walmart.  I love you."  (Idiocracy)