Heres the story of the first 9 years of my life.
I was born, my dad had alcohol issues and didn't see me until I was six.
w/e
I played with this little stuffed turtle, got over it out of boredom at four, got my new nintendo 64 and started getting obsessed with super mario 64.
So then my dad decides he can shape up and gets 50% custody of me.
I was little, I was just happy to know I had a dad. (didn't know about birds+bees)
Hes a handicap.
Edit: He hates video games and didn't like the fact that I played them. But of course he can drink. Even mario...
Edit 2: He doesn't drink mario...
So my dad buys me this ladybug (???wtf???) to help the transfer back and forth between houses.
He encouraged it, my mom discouraged it.
So I go on, in first grade, my mom kept hinting at that thats bad to take a stuffed animal to school.
2nd grade goes by.
3rd grade goes by.
(my dad is still encouraging me)
4th grade comes. In about mid-year, I start to realize wtf am I doing. I start leaving it (stored away) at my moms.
So my dads like wtf. Kinda drops it. Then I start hating him, and to this day. (keep making sure hes not in the room because im not in my house.)
I just wanna find that thing, (oh ya and I even had botten another one) or things and be like, "heres my special ladybug from a long time ago."
"oh yea you lov-"
<rippppppp>
me- "lololoolol"
my dad- "omg wtf"
My step mom starts crying because shes a baby like that.
I could tell a bunch of stories on how shes a snitch, baby, and a whining snitch.
But for your sake I won't.
Everyone that knows me knows that story. Except my step mom and my dad of course. (well that point of view.)
I hate my dad. He installz norton and blockz out my researchoz. Then I hax it and get them.
(All of that is true, even that last bit.)
Edit 3: I would even try to interact with my mom with the stuffed ladybug, and she would just glare at me.
Edit 4: I hope he doesn't somehow read this. Especially that last bit... :P
Edit 5: I keep trying to do that voice I made when I made it talk. But I literally can't. No BS.
Edit 6: To haxors norton, run msconfig and uncheck load startup items. Figured that out on my own.
Edit 6 7 (i know): They are adopting a kid, so if the pregnant mom comes in to look at the house, I might wear all black and act really angry. That will discourage them. (my dads-house parents. will have been waiting for a really long time.)