Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

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you get a hammer

i insert the communist manifesto

you begin to hear the ussr theme play softly in the background. it is getting closer. you are getting more hungry by the minute.


i pour concrete down the coin slot

the machine proceeds to get high and seduces the next poster.

I insert nothing cause I can't and noone else can nor will because theyre a hacker if they do

I insert cool roblox hax cuz im a 1337 haxor


you get banned

you didn't insert anything you looser

also it's beaned not banned, get it right looser

i replace coin slot and insert fuzztoast's 7 alts

you die
i insert the concept of love

You get a small blank business card that says "I love you."


I insert an empty mcdonalds bag

the vending machine yells, "hey cunt, i ordered a LARGE fry, not a medium fry! are you loving dense?" and continues to yell at you for the next 6 hours.


i insert a fake id

you get a single large potato fry

i insert a dvd

jack and jill starring adam sandler begins to play on the glass window


i insert bits of scab from the eczema rash ive been scratching

you eat the machine crunching and saying yummy


i insert a hot furry oh yeah mmmm

jack and jill starring adam sandler begins to play on the glass window


i insert bits of scab from the eczema rash ive been scratching
you get more eczema

i insert a portrait of obama


i insert a portrait of obama
you get death threats from farmers on facebook

i insert an anthrax letter