Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[maxymax13]

the machine shreds it and blows the contents back at you

i insert a very thin slice of plastic explosives

[Ad Bot]

[fuzzytoastedcoconut]

the machine spits a minecraft creeper out


I insert the pokemon sylveon

[Nigel The Protagonist]

you get a pile of gore, the sylveon's been shredded up. A laminated note also pops out reading: "Icky."


I insert a #2 pencil

[maxymax13]

you get a huge #4 pencil

i insert the PCB of a NES controller

[Jackhammer]

the machine grows two large red buttons, a d-pad, and start & select buttons. none of them work.


i dive head-first into the coin slot

[Nigel The Protagonist]

You pop out about half an inch taller, but your ear is clipped and you have a chip in your neck. Now your owner will never lose you.

I insert 500 soda can tabs.

[Jackhammer]

the soda can browser crashes


i insert the code

[maxymax13]

you get the code back, slightly different

i insert Tab (soft drink)

[fuzzytoastedcoconut]

you get a better soft drink (pepsi)


I insert a pokeball with sooooooo hot pokmeon in it names sylveon

[failbros2]

the machine spits a live grenade back at you

i insert an uncooked grenade

[cHeEsEpIzZa2]

you get the same grenade, but grilled with a lime seasoning sprinkled over it

i insert 12 waters

[Jackhammer]

somewhere in the poor regions of africa, a family of 12 drinks the water and grows healthy and strong, while everyone around them dies from dehydration.


i hurl a cannonball into the vending machine

[maxymax13]

you get a pirate hat full of gunpowder and a lit match

i insert 13 waters

[fuzzytoastedcoconut]

you get 13 cups of lake water



i insert 500 robux

[failbros2]

a metal cheez-it its launched at mach 5 speeds into your chest

i insert a plunger