Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Jackhammer]

the vending machine dispenses a small slip of paper reading, "Stop Sayign Skip >:((("


now understanding that the vending machine has some form of self-awareness, i insert a sticky note that reads, "Hello, how are you?"

[Ad Bot]

[fuzzytoastedcoconut]

it gives you a note that says im cool youa a pool you drool



i insett a note that says ski[p

[NumberOneTuxedo]

the machine somehow bends to lunge at you, bites you at your knees, and takes your legs. good job.

i insert a note simply saying "funny"

[Jackhammer]

an incredibly mutilated and crushed up man in wearing a battered clown costume falls to the bottom of the vending machine. blood, mucus, and an unidentifiable liquid begin to leak onto the floor.


i insert the entire discography of the village people

[WaffleKing]

You get a can

I insert quarter

[maxymax13]

you get 25 pennies violently ejected
at least they're the copper ones

i insert a tub of nutella into the coin slot with a knife

[fuzzytoastedcoconut]

you get a sand witch with nutela on it


i imsert how do i play roblox

[VTECPicaro]

You recieve an error message and the machine blows up.

I Walk over to the machine next to it and put in a copy of NBA Jam

[maxymax13]

you get a flat disc-shaped basketball

i insert clown shoes and a toolbox

[VTECPicaro]

You recieve a Phone made out of a Pair of clown shoes

I Put in my Prized copy of The Fast & the Furious: Tokyo Drift on Blu-Ray

[maxymax13]

you get the movie back but on laserdisc

i insert a brick

[VTECPicaro]

You recieve a Cinder Block

I Put in a Bottle of Discount Coke

[maxymax13]

you get coke

i insert gold

[cHeEsEpIzZa2]

you get blockland gold(tm).

i insert my white nut, it's an albino almond

[Jackhammer]

the village exiles you for getting rid of the sacred nut gifted to you by the king.


i insert vincent van gogh's left ear