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Topic: Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad) (Read 858361 times)
Jackhammer
June 19, 2020, 11:16:59 AM
the vending machine dispenses a small slip of paper reading, "Stop Sayign Skip >:((("
now understanding that the vending machine has some form of self-awareness, i insert a sticky note that reads, "Hello, how are you?"
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fuzzytoastedcoconut
June 19, 2020, 11:29:24 AM
it gives you a note that says im cool youa a pool you drool
i insett a note that says ski[p
NumberOneTuxedo
June 19, 2020, 04:49:12 PM
the machine somehow bends to lunge at you, bites you at your knees, and takes your legs. good job.
i insert a note simply saying "funny"
Jackhammer
June 19, 2020, 04:52:53 PM
an incredibly mutilated and crushed up man in wearing a battered clown costume falls to the bottom of the vending machine. blood, mucus, and an unidentifiable liquid begin to leak onto the floor.
i insert the entire discography of the village people
WaffleKing
June 21, 2020, 03:38:45 AM
You get a can
I insert quarter
maxymax13
June 21, 2020, 05:07:43 PM
you get 25 pennies violently ejected
at least they're the copper ones
i insert a tub of nutella into the coin slot with a knife
fuzzytoastedcoconut
June 24, 2020, 11:02:40 AM
you get a sand witch with nutela on it
i imsert how do i play roblox
VTECPicaro
June 27, 2020, 04:10:17 PM
You recieve an error message and the machine blows up.
I Walk over to the machine next to it and put in a copy of NBA Jam
maxymax13
June 27, 2020, 08:50:35 PM
you get a flat disc-shaped basketball
i insert clown shoes and a toolbox
VTECPicaro
June 27, 2020, 10:24:38 PM
You recieve a Phone made out of a Pair of clown shoes
I Put in my Prized copy of The Fast & the Furious: Tokyo Drift on Blu-Ray
maxymax13
June 28, 2020, 05:42:57 AM
you get the movie back but on laserdisc
i insert a brick
VTECPicaro
June 28, 2020, 09:17:34 AM
You recieve a Cinder Block
I Put in a Bottle of Discount Coke
maxymax13
July 01, 2020, 12:57:10 PM
you get
coke
i insert
gold
cHeEsEpIzZa2
July 05, 2020, 01:28:59 PM
you get blockland gold(tm).
i insert my white nut, it's an albino almond
Jackhammer
July 05, 2020, 02:10:33 PM
the village exiles you for getting rid of the sacred nut gifted to you by the king.
i insert vincent van gogh's left ear
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