Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

Author Topic: Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)  (Read 811196 times)

You recieve a dirt block

I insert how-the-forget-is-this-thread-still-going

you recieve a slip of paper. you unfold it to find this printed on it


I insert Minecraft Nintendo Switch

you get GiveUsYourMoney(tm)™, that game where you pay usd in order to increase a counter displaying how much money you've spent.

you can also play pong*!

*note: pong is dlc only, requiring a 39.99$ purchase monthly to play

i insert nuclear radiation

you recieve fallout 77, sequel to fallout 76. built on the gamebryo game engine
also it's 20 dollars a year, which dwarfs in comparison to microsoft and sony's 60 per year and it's less of an incentive and more of a free addon. only problem is the absolutely abysmal netcode lmao
I insert IMG_4346.jpeg

you get the jpeg back but it's been horribly compressed and now looks like complete stuff.
i insert the entire blockland forums community

you get a steaming pile of horse stuff

i insert 4

can you help me with eventing

the vending machine doesn't respond, because it's an inanimate object.
i insert fuzztoast's brain.

nothing comes out!

i insert a slice of monterey jack cheese

you get a slice of bleu cheese

i insert 12i

you get 24i

i insert a nerf dart

you get a nerf magazine, it only holds 1 nerf dart tho so

what do you insert fatass

o stuff i forgot

i insert blockland 2: the blockening

you get blockland 3: the brickening

i insert the luigi model from the 2003 mario 64 ique source code repo