Author Topic: Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)  (Read 811202 times)

A single tear rolls from the vending machine slot.

I insert 5$

you get a bar candy


i insert todsnake

you get a normal snake and it bites you and you die



i insert 1000 v-bucks

you get 1,000,000 vdollars

i insert  :nes:

you get super:nes:


I insert a fart in a jar

You get the fart but no jar.

I insert a bl key

You get a fabled Brickadia Key... But it's already been revoked.


I insert a bump of coke

you get a coke of bump

i insert what's left of blockland glass

you get f in chat



i insert a fruit punch flavored CapriSun

you get investigateed

I insert the revoked keys

You get the same keys, but they're different by one letter


I insert a good bottle of scrumpy

the vending machine dies of liver poisoning. rest in peace.


i insert my avatar

You get nothing because the vending machine is dead from liver poisoning.

I attempt to preform a emergency surgery by inserting a liver

the machine is alive

i insert beetroot seeds from minecraft

you get irl beetroot stew

i insert an egg spraypainted yellow