Author Topic: Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)  (Read 517999 times)

you get the gopro back, the sd card replaced with an oxygen-sensitive explosive

i insert a carton of expired eggs

you get back 12 chickens, all of them having extreme deformities or mutations.

i insert the concept of reality

the machine sucks everything around it into a singularity, leaving nothing but a blank dimension with a vending machine in it

i insert a baked potato

you get back a burnt potato

i insert dry skin flakes

you get a bag of skin flake gummy candies that taste like skin flakes

I insert a 25 dollar amazon gift card

you get a -∞ dollar gift card, sucking in your wallet

i insert your empty wallet

you get assassinated

*I insert the vending machine

An explosion occurs, far greater than any nuclear bomb ever detonated. A giant crater lies at the site of the vending machine.

The machine is destroyed...

Then the bricks respawn.

I insert a KitKat™ bar

you get a kit kat bar but it is bit in half. not like split in half and one of the sides eaten, it is bitten vertically.

i insert the button from dm_crosssfire

you kill the last 43 people to post on this thread, allowing the red spy to take the intel and scouts mom

*I insert child labor laws involving going against the constitution

you get a better even constitution

i insert epic stun combat

A stun stick comes out and zaps your pee pee

I insert a bag of boners

you get back exactly 13 babies, all of different color, shape, size, etc.

i insert myself

You get ejected out of the machine and fall flat onto the ground

I insert a styrofoam cup

you get the same styrofoam cup, but it's now a solid cylinder of styrofoam

I insert a pair of Wireless Earbuds, Basskye Bluetooth 5.0 Earbuds with Charging Case TWS Stereo Headphones in-Ear Built-in Mic Headset Premium Sound with Deep Bass for Sport