Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Bomb Kirby]

you get doctor phil

I insert Yoshi's New Island.

[Ad Bot]

[Nuclear Hazard]

You get Animal Crossing: New Leaf

I insert a mahogany table with a nice walnut finish for only 299.99!

[Dallas Dick Kicker]

you get the same thing, but broken into a bunch of pieces.

i insert research

[the hacker]

You get the mutilated corpse of whoever was on the front cover.

I insert a Firefly DVD.

[WaterOre]

You get r/firefly.

* WaterOre inserts SCP-682

[Rigel]

He doesn't fit and proceeds to kill everyone around the vending machine.

* Rigel inserts Hodot's chocolate milk.

[Lego lad]

You receive a parody topic

I insert the old, unfixed title of this topic

[Agent Legit 22]

You Received a TOG II* and a Maus

Agent puts $1 in

[77x5ghost2]

you get $2

* 77x5ghost2 inserts this thread

[Bomb Kirby]

You get another thread from 2006.

I insert Mario Kart Wii.

[WaterOre]

You get a large, steering wheel-shaped piece of indestructible plastic.

* WaterOre inserts glowstone.

[77x5ghost2]

you get minecraft

* 77x5ghost2 inserts roblox

[Bomb Kirby]

The vending machine gives you something, and it's FREEEEEEEEEE-

I insert an iPod.

[Rigel]

You receive an apple.

* Rigel inserts a flanged mace covered in hot sauce, lemon juice, and pepper spray.

[CJwarrior]

You get a dart unexpectedly flying at your face.

I insert a Future Diary which tells the future around me.