Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Bomberguy]

you get admins banning your ass


i insert v9 BL

[Ad Bot]

[Bomb Kirby]

You get the new add-on system, tanks, events, and a massive influx of eventing servers.

I insert v10 BL.

[Bomberguy]

you get tons of new players


i insert steam BL

[MrKitKat]

still alive yo

[Bomb Kirby]

still alive yo

Yes. This is the oldest living non-sticky thread.

ot:

You get Amazon BL.

I insert Luigi's Mansion.

[querty67]

You get haunted

I insert fallout 3

[Theepicman]

You get a mirelurk.

I insert a fat tepig.

[Bomb Kirby]

You get bacon. Lots of it.

I insert an iPhone.

[querty67]

You get a samsung

I insert duke nukem

[WaterOre]

You get a bad sequel hat took >10 years to make

I insert Minecon

[Bomb Kirby]

You get some Minecraft fanboys.

I insert $120.

[TheKid]

YOU GET THE /me command.

* TheKid command. /me command. /me command.

[WaterOre]

YOU GET THE /me command.

* TheKid command. /me command. /me command.

You get a garbled chain of various commands.

* WaterOre inserts an 18" ballpoint pen

[BlockoCrafter]

You get an 18"... uh... never mind about that.

I put it back in the machine.

[77x5ghost2]

the machine breaks

* 77x5ghost2 inserts pills