Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[AtlasBlue]

You get everything BUT the result you're actually looking for.

I insert Robonaut.

[Ad Bot]

[ZombieDude]

you get Guy Manuel

* Zombiedude inserts the titanic

[AtlasBlue]

You get an iceberg.

I insert Guy Manuel.

[th3coolst3r]

Guy turns into woman

I insert a ferrari

[MyCreativeName]

You get a toyota highlander

i insert acorncake

[AcornCake]

you don't get one because we are all out of that product

i insert mycreativename

[TheKid]

you get thekid

* TheKid inserts $1

also theres a forgeten /me command can we just address that

[Bomb Kirby]

you get $2

I insert $3 and the /me command

[Lego lad]

you get the /sad___ command

I insert le epic may may

[AtlasBlue]

You get nothing because the machine has no idea what you just said.

I insert an Origin Jumpworks M50.

[Kohoutek]

You get a model of said vehicle the size of your palm, with extreme detail.

* Kohoutek inserts a bowl of petunias and a sperm whale

[the hacker]

You get two heat seeking missiles.

I insert a Wii U gamepad.

[Bomb Kirby]

You get the Wii U's only good games. In other words, 4-6 games come out of the machine. You be the judge.

I insert a Gamecube controller.

[SpongeCraft1212]

You get a Golden Gamecube Controller + Wii U Gamecube Controller Adapter

I insert a 3DS

[77x5ghost2]

you get a gameboy

* 77x5ghost2 inserts a ps2