Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Bomb Kirby]

You get the best-selling console of all time. Oh wait...

I insert the Dreamcast.

[Ad Bot]

[WaterOre]

You get a Nintendo 64.

* WaterOre inserts Pokémon Platinum

[Lego lad]

you get pokemon (generic word here)

I insert the NES

[querty67]

You get the GameCube

I insert an Atari 2600

[BlockoCrafter]

You get a Sega Master System.

I insert an original cartridge of Nintendo World Championship.

[Quote Story]

You get the Atari 2600's version of E.T.

I insert a computer.

[the hacker]

The vending machine now runs on Windows 8

I insert Windows 7

[the evil corperation]

You get Windows Vista

* the evil corperation inserts a stick of 3gigs of DDR2 RAM

[Zack]

You jam the stick of RAM into the vending machine "coin" slot, and out pops a---
---coupon of a 20% off discount on Pixel Piracy.


I insert a vial of Oxy Clean.

[Pngu12970]

It lands on the floor, explodes and sets the building on fire
I quickly insert a stick and run off.

[the evil corperation]

you get a Pngu12970 seeking rocket

* the evil corperation insterts a water bucket

[Pngu12970]

An anti missle missle comes out and i use it
I insert a dead "the evil corperation"

[Dallas Dick Kicker]

you get an alive "the good corperation"

[Zanaran2]

The machine gives you your own severed richard.

I insert my new avatar. (F5)

[77x5ghost2]

you get a chineese dude

* 77x5ghost2 insterts Blockland