Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[lordician]

you get me.
I insert a pencil.

[Ad Bot]

[Sir CHEEZBURGER]

You get a chewed up pencil.
I put in a hooker.

[Tom Gunn]

and a lot of fishing line comes out.

* Tom Gunn inserts g-man

[Lil Robot]

Gman doesn't fit, and he instead walks away.

* Lil Robot inserts one quarter.

Tom Gunn stole my first fad avatar :<

[Fjeld]

A grenade falls into your hand and explodes

Fjeld inserts one Fjcoin

[lolzorz mcgee]

You get your Fjcoin back a letter saying "WTF is this stuff?"

Lolzorz mcgee puts in a member of PEDA.

[Fjeld]

You get your Fjcoin back a letter saying "WTF is this stuff?"

Lolzorz mcgee puts in a member of PEDA.

Peta*
You get a dead cat back

Fj inserts a condom

[CHEESE]

You get an Asian woman.

* CHEESE inserts a hunk of flesh.

[Zenith]

You get an Asian woman.

* CHEESE inserts a hunk of flesh.

you get a headcrab
inserts 7 fishes

[Tom Gunn]

you get 12 loaves of broken bread

* Tom Gunn inserts BAdspot

[Joeboy]

you get trainman1. (ooooooohhh)

*Joeboy inserts a handheld flying device

[DracoSoul]

You get nothing

Draco breaks the vending machine

[goobler402]

the vending machine repairs itself and then sends out a terminator to get you


*inserts the a-team van

[Joeboy]

you get a crazy foo.

*inserts Dracosoul for being unimaginative

[goobler402]

the vending machine spits him out into a barral of acid

*inserts crazy foo