You hear a grinding noise, and receive a garden gnome that looks like a human's muscle layout. It growls at you whenever you get near it, and won't come down from your dresser unless you trade it your pants. The whole time, it'll take stuff from your room and glue it to the ceiling. If it sees a bug/small animal, it will smash it with it's fist, eat whatever sticks to said fist, and draw a circle with a permanent marker around whatt sticks to the wall.
I insert a vintage, mint condition gaming system. It's of no value or use to me.