Author Topic: Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad) (Read 1107734 times)

Master Shadow Phoenix · February 09, 2010, 02:38:25 PM

The machine spits the book out and the book slams into your face.

* Master Shadow Pheonix inserts a Greek coin.

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MrBob00 · February 09, 2010, 03:00:28 PM

As far as I know, this is the longest-surviving thread on this whole goddamned website.

DancingNoob · February 09, 2010, 05:32:51 PM

The machine spits the book out and the book slams into your face.

* Master Shadow Pheonix inserts a Greek coin.

You get 15 Yen.

* DancingNoob inserts a forum troll.

Nikki · February 09, 2010, 05:35:09 PM

You get a puppy. Yay!

*Nikki inserts a pacemaker*

mark2454 · February 12, 2010, 07:02:01 PM

EDIT: Deleting.

DancingNoob · February 12, 2010, 08:10:20 PM

Inserts dollar:you won:a dollar!

Inserts dolloar he won:you won:a dollar!_{guy:this thing is crap.}vendor machine owner:WHO SAID THAT!!!^noob:ME!!!

Skipping this.

You get a puppy. Yay!

*Nikki inserts a pacemaker*

You get a headcrab. It wants to headhump joo nao.
* DancingNoob inserts tap water.

Manga · February 14, 2010, 12:43:17 PM

You get a DR. OCTAGONAPUS
DR. OCTAGONAPUS: DR. OCTAGONAPUS BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

<*Dr. Octagonapus inserts hes lazor

Space Ninja · February 14, 2010, 12:52:19 PM

the laser is reflected and kills you!

* Space Ninja enters a

Slugger · February 14, 2010, 12:57:53 PM

You get a <3
*Slugger inserts a

PowerDag · February 17, 2010, 08:36:41 PM

You get a clone of me. And he doesn't look so happy with that metal baseball bat in his hand...

* PowerDag inserts Mario and Luigi, respectively.

Nikki · February 17, 2010, 08:43:08 PM

You get a 1-UP!

Nikki inserts a pencil

PowerDag · February 17, 2010, 08:46:43 PM

You recieve the eraser butt off of said pencil.

* Dag climbs into the insert slot.

SeventhSandwich · February 17, 2010, 08:57:46 PM

You recieve the eraser butt off of said pencil.

* Dag climbs into the insert slot.

Dag gets shredded by ultra sharp machinery.

* Sev inserts Meekl and Tingalz

SupremeCommander · February 17, 2010, 10:23:48 PM

Dag gets shredded by ultra sharp machinery.

* Sev inserts Meekl and Tingalz

They're never seen again.

*tries to drive his car into the machine's slot.

SeventhSandwich · February 17, 2010, 11:27:57 PM

You're car blows up as Meekl and Tingalz shoot out of the machine at lightspeed.

I insert a boombox.