Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Hemo235]

you get a sign that says "DENGGAR EWOKS"

*Hemo inserts a death note

[Ad Bot]

[Sheezy]

you get a sign that says "DENGGAR EWOKS"

*Hemo inserts a death note

you get an equivalent stuffty anime

* Sheezy inserts a hamburger. But it turns out I don't really exist. Where I was originally standing, a picture of a hamburger rests on the ground.

[Hemo235]

you got corn

*Hemo inserts a research magazine
*Hemo rips the hamburger out of Sheezy's hand and stomps on it

[Sheezy]

you got corn

*Hemo inserts a research magazine
*Hemo rips the hamburger out of Sheezy's hand and stomps on it

You get a bullet to the brain.

* Sheezy inserts a hamburger, and I gave you a raccoon.

[Hemo235]

you got rape

*Hemo inserts raccoon
*Hemo kills Sheezy with a D.Eagle

[Sheezy]

you got rape

*Hemo inserts raccoon
*Hemo kills Sheezy with a D.Eagle

The raccoon comes back rabid. And it mangles your face.
Desert eagles are a pistol that is only meant for people who need to compensate for something.

* Sheezy inserts a .45 caliber slug of lead into Hemo's brain, delivered by an M1911 pistol.

* Sheezy inserts a hamburger into the vending machine.

[Cybertails1998]

No more posting on this thread the machine is destroyed.

Noone noted this?


Oh well.

You get ch33zburger.
I insert 1337.

[Hemo235]

you here a clunk but nothing comes out

*Hemo inserts a 4x2x5 brick

[BassCrossMegaman1]

You get a brickplacer

*Basscrossmegaman1 Inserts A Blockland Key.

[Skyra]

You get an ID.

I insert the gulf.

[masterockets]

You get a free oil card to use for a year
I insert ERROR

[Frenchfrie]

You get aids. Use a condom next time


I stick my richard in the machine.

[Efmu]

You get a free oil card to use for a year
I insert ERROR

You get a broken PC! Congrates!
*Puts in 5$*

[Mew]

You get an old piece of candy.
/me inserts felix

[Tlc2010]

You get a bucket of stuff.
*Tlc inserts a buck *1$*